Chefspam's definitions

Lawnboni

A mechanical landscaping device that cuts patterns in the grass on a baseball field.

It takes years of experience before you earn the chance to drive the Lawnboni at the World Series.

by Chefspam November 4, 2013

Xenocrastiphobia

The fear that someone is procrastinating better then you.

Every day you don’t answer my text, aggravates my Xenocrastiphobia.

by Chefspam November 9, 2017

Areola 51

The sensual place your mind goes when cleavage is visible, and you hope/wonder what that next half inch would expose.

When the waitress delivered our food, she bent over and I went right to Areola 51.

by Chefspam May 31, 2015

cybromance

An affection for electronic devices that borders on the unhealthy.

Using an electronic device to replace human contact.

Mary's case of cybromance was so severe, she couldn't sleep without her cellphone's alarm going off, every hour

by Chefspam January 2, 2014

Mr Resident

What you call a person in the Oval Office who can't do the Job.

Your phone is dead ,and you can't tweet? I'll get right on that
Mr Resident.

by Chefspam March 18, 2017

Belligerante

A loud, obnoxious, opinionated individual who tries to dominate all conversations.

It's hard to get in a word, when talking to a Belligerante.

by Chefspam December 16, 2014

Clusterphobia

A usually correct fear that a plan or action will result in a huge mistake.

The feeling you get when you see things fall apart right before your very eyes.

As I listened to the proposal, I felt a growing case of clusterphobia raising the hairs at the back of my neck.

by Chefspam December 14, 2013