Blameability

The art of deflecting responsibility for statements or actions to another source.

His success is largely based on his uncanny knack for directing Blameability at his critics.

by Chefspam August 19, 2018

Belligerante

A loud, obnoxious, opinionated individual who tries to dominate all conversations.

It's hard to get in a word, when talking to a Belligerante.

by Chefspam December 16, 2014

Truff

The large ball of chocolate that you get in your bag, when your truffles melt together.

By the time I got home, the truffles had become one giant Truff.

by Chefspam September 20, 2014

Clusterphobia

A usually correct fear that a plan or action will result in a huge mistake.

The feeling you get when you see things fall apart right before your very eyes.

As I listened to the proposal, I felt a growing case of clusterphobia raising the hairs at the back of my neck.

by Chefspam December 14, 2013

Inadvertent ingenuity

Doing the right thing at the right time, without knowing what you are doing. Dumb luck.

John fixed the connection with inadvertent ingenuity and a Swiss Army knife.

by Chefspam January 02, 2014

Xenocrastiphobia

The fear that someone is procrastinating better then you.

Every day you don’t answer my text, aggravates my Xenocrastiphobia.

by Chefspam November 09, 2017

Lawnboni

A mechanical landscaping device that cuts patterns in the grass on a baseball field.

It takes years of experience before you earn the chance to drive the Lawnboni at the World Series.

by Chefspam November 04, 2013