Blameability

The art of deflecting responsibility for statements or actions to another source.

His success is largely based on his uncanny knack for directing Blameability at his critics.

by Chefspam August 19, 2018

Clusterphobia

A usually correct fear that a plan or action will result in a huge mistake.

The feeling you get when you see things fall apart right before your very eyes.

As I listened to the proposal, I felt a growing case of clusterphobia raising the hairs at the back of my neck.

by Chefspam December 14, 2013

Areola 51

The sensual place your mind goes when cleavage is visible, and you hope/wonder what that next half inch would expose.

When the waitress delivered our food, she bent over and I went right to Areola 51.

by Chefspam May 29, 2015

cybromance

An affection for electronic devices that borders on the unhealthy.

Using an electronic device to replace human contact.

Mary's case of cybromance was so severe, she couldn't sleep without her cellphone's alarm going off, every hour

by Chefspam January 03, 2014

transethicals

A specific group of people who have the ability to change their opinion depending on who is present.

I thought Jim believed in climate change, but it turns out he's just another one of those TRANSETHICALS. He conforms to the people around him.

by Chefspam April 29, 2016

Inadvertent ingenuity

Doing the right thing at the right time, without knowing what you are doing. Dumb luck.

John fixed the connection with inadvertent ingenuity and a Swiss Army knife.

by Chefspam January 03, 2014

Facestaken

Believing that something you saw on Facebook was the truth.

John was Facestaken when, he believed that he could get a free iPad from a Facebook add.

by Chefspam January 03, 2014