A common term used by Marines (USMC) to refer to something/someone/some unimaginable situation or feat as ridiculous or, lamely speaking, "Bullshit"
"Yo Devildog, I'm getting NJP'd tomorrow!"
"Really! Sorry about that Devil, That military underage drinking law is 15k."
"Damn! This '15 minutes prior' shit is 15k!"
"Really! Sorry about that Devil, That military underage drinking law is 15k."
"Damn! This '15 minutes prior' shit is 15k!"
by Chattom, E July 05, 2006
Get the 15k mug.(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.
Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?
Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!
Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!
Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.
Guy two: Ok.
Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!
Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!
Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.
Guy two: Ok.
by Chattom, E August 30, 2007
Get the Quarter-Cocked mug.1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)
2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.
2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.
by Chattom, E August 22, 2006
Get the Smokey Bear Parade mug.A shock beyond any mortal comprehention: a Pimp getting pimpslapped. It happens once (or maybe even twice) a century, resulting in worldwide collapse and confusion in the Pimp community. Hoe floods, hoe droughts, Uppity hoes, hoe famine, hoe self-esteem and hoe disease are common results of such a disaster. Never get Pimpoozled. Ever.
Pimp #1: "You know Hoe-ricane Katrina?"
Pimp #2: "Yeah, Pimpin'. What about dat hoe?"
Pimp #1: "She was caused by dat Pimp Don Jackson getting Pimpoozled!"
Pimp #2: "Pimp! Don be sayin' dat shit out loud, you know the pimp-laws!"
Pimp #1: "Tru dat, tru dat... dat shits Hoe-ribble"
Pimp #2: "Yeah, Pimpin'. What about dat hoe?"
Pimp #1: "She was caused by dat Pimp Don Jackson getting Pimpoozled!"
Pimp #2: "Pimp! Don be sayin' dat shit out loud, you know the pimp-laws!"
Pimp #1: "Tru dat, tru dat... dat shits Hoe-ribble"
by Chattom, E August 18, 2006
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