Definitions by Chattom, E

Pimpoozled 

A shock beyond any mortal comprehention: a Pimp getting pimpslapped. It happens once (or maybe even twice) a century, resulting in worldwide collapse and confusion in the Pimp community. Hoe floods, hoe droughts, Uppity hoes, hoe famine, hoe self-esteem and hoe disease are common results of such a disaster. Never get Pimpoozled. Ever.

Pimp #1: "You know Hoe-ricane Katrina?"
Pimp #2: "Yeah, Pimpin'. What about dat hoe?"
Pimp #1: "She was caused by dat Pimp Don Jackson getting Pimpoozled!"
Pimp #2: "Pimp! Don be sayin' dat shit out loud, you know the pimp-laws!"
Pimp #1: "Tru dat, tru dat... dat shits Hoe-ribble"

Pimpoozled by Chattom, E August 18, 2006

Whidbey Island whales 

Morbidly obese (i.e. overweight, fat, tubby, huge, and occasionally "big-boned") Women in the Oak Harbor/Island County of Whidbey Island, Washington. These creatures are of the pachyderm family, are mammals, and are the largest land animals alive today. Their habitat includes country bars, cheap nightclubs, and many of the fast food locations across the northwestern state of Washinton and southern Canada. W.I.W's are omnivores, spending 16 hours a day collecting junk food, beer, and large supply of Man-Beef. Their diet is at least 50% Hotdogs, supplemented with grease, burgers, fries, chips, candy, and small amounts of fruit juice, lean cuisine and diet coke. Scientists belive that because they only digest 40% of what they eat, they have to make up for their digestive system's lack of efficiency in volume. An adult W.I.W can consume 300–600 lb (140–270 kg) of food a day. 60% of that food leaves their body undigested, which is why they smell funny. They also give fantastic blowjobs.

Steve Irwin: CRIKEY! Do you see thaht? What you ar now lookin' at is one of the many Innnnfamous Whidbey Island Whales! We got to be veeery careful as not to disturb hher in hher hhabitat. Lets go in for a closer look! Goregeous!

Whidbey Island whales by Chattom, E August 18, 2006

Word around the smoke pit

Word around the smoke pit /wrd a-rownd tha smowk pit/ p.
1. A phrase commonly used amoung Marines (USMC) indicating the gossip or rumors of people and or events that happen to be taking place before/during/subsequent to that region of time.

1. MARINE 1: "Devildog, word around the smoke pit says you got caught bangin' a sheep or somthin'. Is that true?"

MARINE 2: "No man! It was a goat. and his name is 'Charlie', ok!"

2. MARINE 1: "Hey, anyone seen Chattom?"

MARINE 2: "Nope. Sorry Devildog. Word around the smoke pit says he got discharged for banging a Navy officer."
MARINE 1: "He did!?! OO-RAH CHATTOM!"

Word around the smoke pit by Chattom, E July 19, 2006

15k 

A common term used by Marines (USMC) to refer to something/someone/some unimaginable situation or feat as ridiculous or, lamely speaking, "Bullshit"

"Yo Devildog, I'm getting NJP'd tomorrow!"
"Really! Sorry about that Devil, That military underage drinking law is 15k."

"Damn! This '15 minutes prior' shit is 15k!"

15k by Chattom, E July 5, 2006