Vagina Handshake

How Trump Greets a beautiful woman.

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.

by Chas501 December 31, 2016

hookah fart

Any Flatus that has been filtered through water, such as bathwater, the swimming pool, or a hot tub, thus rendering it slightly less noxious.

Joey was in the pool, but that hookah fart still had some bite to it.

by Chas501 February 01, 2017

Trump Truth

An administration lie that has been subjected to conversion therapy.

Did you hear the latest Trump Truth about crime being the highest it's been in 47 years. Yeah, I know crime is about as low as it has been in 15 years. I think they forgot to send that one through conversion therapy.

by Chas501 February 16, 2017

trumpsmanship

The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.

That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.

by Chas501 January 22, 2017

Trump's ICE Nazis

A gestapo like organization loyal to Trump and charged with execution of Trump's illegal abductions and deportations.

Did you read about Trump's ICE Nazis abducting another student that didn't agree with his policies on immigration?

by Chas501 June 17, 2025

yarr!

Yarr! is like saying yeah! It can convey a sense of loss, a feeling of resination, and can even confirm agreement, but more appropriately it's just yeah.

Yarr! My pirate's booty has been stolen.

by Chas501 October 03, 2007

eating disorder cute

A girl who is especially attractive partly because she is thin.

Did you see that girl at the burger joint?

You mean the one that's eating disorder cute?

by Chas501 February 01, 2017