babyface

the act of removing the penis from partner's mouth and unloading on her face
this wrinkled up hag i scooped at bingo blew me until i pulled out and gave her a babyface
by Charlie Badass November 08, 2006
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Caramel Popcorn

Dingleberries. Toilet Paper mixed with shit that becomes lodged in a tangled web of ass hairs.
Dude, Patrick mooned me earlier and it looked like he sat down in a bucket of caramel popcorn.
by Charlie Badass July 22, 2019
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border bouncers

any agency, federal, state, or local, protecting the u.s. border from illegal immigrants. department of immigration, I.N.S. border patrol
i'm sick of seeing all these fuckin mexicans lurking around home depot... the border bouncers need to step it up.
by Charlie Badass February 16, 2011
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Titsperger's Syndrome

It is a neurodevelopmental disorder under the subcategory of Assperger's Syndrome characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual sees a women with a great pair of tits. Usually temporary and often an accute form is displayed when in the presences of a women with a great rack.
As soon as Brittney walked out to the beach in her bikini, Chad developed Titsperger's Syndrome and couldn't talk or do anything but stare.
by Charlie Badass June 13, 2022
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Titsperger's syndrome

Someone who is fixated on big female breast. An unofficial subcatagory of Asperger's Syndrome
Dude when Brad goes to a strip club he looks like he has Titsperger's syndrome cause he becomes transfixed on their tits.
by Charlie Badass July 02, 2022
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stall wars

When you sit down on the toilet and someone is in the stall next to you and you see who can make the most & loudest noises from your ass.
I was in the bathroom earlier today having stall wars with Jermaine from the football team. His shit was so loud that they evacuated the whole east wing of the school.
by Charlie Badass November 16, 2017
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An unknown object that is forcibly driven inside of a person's anus
Me: I just asked what you jammed up my ass so I could tell the doctor in the emergency room.
Tito: to be honest with you I don't remember just tell him it is a U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon
by Charlie Badass February 23, 2021
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