Charlie Badass's definitions

speech dialysis

The process or act of trying to filter or censor someones speech. An artificial device or unnatural mindset used to stop the inappropriate comments an individual makes when they lack a natural ability to filter their own thoughts, words, or action.

We're going to my grandma's house to try and find her checkbook or debit card will you please go on speech dialysis so she doesn't think that I hang out with nothing but Savages... don't want to arouse suspicion.

by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020

U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon

An unknown object that is forcibly driven inside of a person's anus

Me: I just asked what you jammed up my ass so I could tell the doctor in the emergency room.
Tito: to be honest with you I don't remember just tell him it is a U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon

by Charlie Badass February 22, 2021

Caramel Popcorn

Dingleberries. Toilet Paper mixed with shit that becomes lodged in a tangled web of ass hairs.

Dude, Patrick mooned me earlier and it looked like he sat down in a bucket of caramel popcorn.

by Charlie Badass July 22, 2019

Cockfish

The opposite of catfish. When you are a transgender who was born a male & you try to deceive your potential straight male date into believing they are a female.

The football player from Virginia Tech got cockfished & now he is facing serious charges. I hope he walks.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2021

Assperger's syndrome

It is an acute often temporary neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual see a women with a great ass.

We were late leaving the mall because Eric develop Assperger's Syndrome and started following this girl, with short shorts and her ass hanging out, all over the mall.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022

stall wars

When you sit down on the toilet and someone is in the stall next to you and you see who can make the most & loudest noises from your ass.

I was in the bathroom earlier today having stall wars with Jermaine from the football team. His shit was so loud that they evacuated the whole east wing of the school.

by Charlie Badass November 15, 2017

Hot Batch

when purchasing illegal drugs under the assumption it is legitimatly what you had intended to buy but turns out to be much more potent causing unintended effects such as overdose, sickness, or even death. Counterfeit product usually contains Fentanyl.

Dude did you hear that two people were arrested Mac Miller's death? They supposedly sold him a hot batch that was laced with fentanyl.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019