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Milwaukee meat grinder

A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.
I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!
by Charli XXX September 8, 2014
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Forehead Frogger

A children's game popular in the South and Appalachia. It entails pulling a bed or small trampoline under a ceiling fan while it's on the lowest setting, bouncing up and down and trying not to get hit by the spinning blades.
Jim Bob done broke the bed playing Forehead Frogger!
by Charli XXX September 17, 2014
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Cuoofy

Pronounced "KYOO-fee." A portmanteau of cute and goofy.
That kid in science class is so cuoofy!
by Charli XXX November 13, 2014
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Littleton Earthworm

A sexual technique in which two men, one lying on his stomach and one lying on his back, face opposite directions, as earthworms do when they mate. They then sodomize each other at the same time, being careful not to squish each other's testicles. Named after Littleton because it was the preferred sexual position of Columbine killers Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
My legs are sore as hell today. Me and Todd gave each other the Littleton Earthworm last night!
by Charli XXX October 23, 2014
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Gay Boy Bunny

A young woman who prefers the friendship and company of gay men, despite being able to easily have a steady boyfriend (and usually doing so). Contrast "fag hag," which usually carries the negative connotation that the woman has ulterior motives or somehow uses gay men as a substitute for a steady relationship.
Boyfriend: Why do you have all these guys in your phone?

Girl: Don't worry, they're all gay.

Boyfriend: Oh - you're a Gay Boy Bunny! I see.
by Charli XXX October 21, 2012
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A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
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The act of having vigorous sex on the open tailgate of a truck until the tailgate breaks and falls off.
We was giving each other an Appalachian tailgate smasher on the Ford and the tailgate done fell clean off after five minutes!
by Charli XXX November 15, 2015
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