Beanland

1. Mythical island abundantly overflowing with bean plants and beans.

2. An ideal place or state; paradise; utopia. (Cf. Arcadia, Elysium)
"Beanland: Most blessed and splendiferous realm, bountifully over-endowed with bean plants of every size, shape and variety imaginable. Fields have no need of the plough, and all cultivation of beans by what few happy individuals live there is wholly inessential, as nature provides more than enough for their needs. Grass is utterly absent on account of all the bean plants, and habitants there live a hundred years or more"

Being a motor and railway enthusiast, Winston was practically in Beanland at the sight of all the old automobiles and steam engines in the museum
by Charlemagne1993 December 30, 2016
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Faecilicious

- Adjective

Full of shit.

Can mean this in either the literal or the figurative sense.
Jason, in his bungling attempt to siphon diesel from someone's RV, inadvertently got a mouthful of faecilicious liquid instead

To everyone's lasting disgust, William discovered too late as he ruptured the nondescript pipe that it was in fact faecilicious, and in active use

Michael's faecilicious expression exposed his utterance for the contemptible lie that it was
by Charlemagne1993 August 09, 2017
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Scatophagite

- Noun {skat-uh-fay-jahyt}

One who eats excrement; a shit-eater.

Can be used to describe one who does this in either the metaphorical or literal sense.

{ "Scato-" (Gk. "skat-" Excrement, dung) + "-phagite" (L. "-phagus" < Gk. "-phagos" To eat) }
1.
Bloke 1: "... Did Dazza just do what I thought he did?!"
Bloke 2: "Probably, he's a scatophagite didn't you know."

2.
Bloke 1: "Oi this meal tastes like crap"
Bloke 2: "Yeah nah it's not grouse but I'm bloody starving, eating it anyway!"
Bloke 1: "Mate you're such a fucking scatophagite"
by Charlemagne1993 April 14, 2014
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