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Oi, where the bloody hell are ya? Get to the traino already mate!
Passengers are reminded that- following complaints- the throwing of prawns on barbies is now prohibited at all metropolitan trainos. Penalties also now exist for bringing one's kangaroo onto the platform during its oestrus phase, and for releasing onto the tracks invasive species that the Australian ecosystem can’t handle. Your cooperation in these matters is much appreciated and we apologise for the inconvenience.
Passengers are reminded that- following complaints- the throwing of prawns on barbies is now prohibited at all metropolitan trainos. Penalties also now exist for bringing one's kangaroo onto the platform during its oestrus phase, and for releasing onto the tracks invasive species that the Australian ecosystem can’t handle. Your cooperation in these matters is much appreciated and we apologise for the inconvenience.
by Charlemagne1993 October 2, 2016
Get the Traino mug.Term used to describe a random person whose chief distinguishing feature is his (her?) large, voluminous beard.
Usually carries connotations of the individual being weird, or of him having overly strong feelings for his beard.
Usually carries connotations of the individual being weird, or of him having overly strong feelings for his beard.
"Check out Beardo McGee over there's beard, he could double as Gandalf or Dumbledore with a beard like that"
"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither"
"Woah, okaaay, tone it down there Beardo McGee!"
"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither"
"Woah, okaaay, tone it down there Beardo McGee!"
by Charlemagne1993 August 3, 2016
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A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.
- Verb
The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.
- Verb
The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins
Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017
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