The faeciform appearance of the chocolate bar floating in the public pool did much to offend the swimmers, even after their immediate fears relating to its precise nature had been allayed
Excluding his cherished refrigerator box, and some sheets of old newspaper, the few other things Michael seems to count as his 'possessions' are all thoroughly faeciform in appearance for a very simple and sobering reason
Tom did not in general cut an altogether pleasant figure, whether in terms of appearance or personality. Charitable individuals upon being confronted with the individual were apt to liken his features to a faeciform sack of potatoes
Excluding his cherished refrigerator box, and some sheets of old newspaper, the few other things Michael seems to count as his 'possessions' are all thoroughly faeciform in appearance for a very simple and sobering reason
Tom did not in general cut an altogether pleasant figure, whether in terms of appearance or personality. Charitable individuals upon being confronted with the individual were apt to liken his features to a faeciform sack of potatoes
by Charlemagne1993 July 16, 2020
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A view or contemplation of death, particularly in the form of artistic expression of some kind.
A view or contemplation of death, particularly in the form of artistic expression of some kind.
For better or for worse, much of Morrissey's works should be viewed as exercises in thanatopsis
Following the death of one of his two cats, and the subsequent abandonment of him by the only other companion (feline or otherwise) he would ever have in his life, Michael entered a deepened state of thanatopsis from which he never truly emerged
Following the death of one of his two cats, and the subsequent abandonment of him by the only other companion (feline or otherwise) he would ever have in his life, Michael entered a deepened state of thanatopsis from which he never truly emerged
by Charlemagne1993 June 17, 2017
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Adapted to feeding on shit; shit-eating; scatophagous.
Habitually feeding on dung or excrement, whether literally or figuratively.
Adapted to feeding on shit; shit-eating; scatophagous.
Habitually feeding on dung or excrement, whether literally or figuratively.
Two years on from accepting Michael as his patient and Jason was still no closer to establishing whether his patient's scativorous tendencies stemmed from a genuine preference for eating excrement, or a deep-seated desire simply to revolt others as much as possible. Jason was beginning to suspect that they stemmed from some combination of both
Although she was technically vegetarian, so singularly poor were Jenna's tastes when it came to what she ate that many of her associates half-seriously took to describing her as scativorous
Although she was technically vegetarian, so singularly poor were Jenna's tastes when it came to what she ate that many of her associates half-seriously took to describing her as scativorous
by Charlemagne1993 July 02, 2020
Get the Scativorous mug.A collective noun for a group of Trump supporters.
Interchangeable terms include swarm, destruction, and scourge.
Interchangeable terms include swarm, destruction, and scourge.
Many within the ignorance that voted for Trump have woken up to the fact they acted against absolutely everybody's interests- not least their own- by voting for him as president. Too late however for the world to be spared the problems his presidency will necessarily bring with it
With much the appearance of an enormous angry pink pustule, and a collective IQ only rivalling that of one, an ignorance of Trumpkins coagulated outside the government building protesting the proposed tightening of the state's gun laws
With much the appearance of an enormous angry pink pustule, and a collective IQ only rivalling that of one, an ignorance of Trumpkins coagulated outside the government building protesting the proposed tightening of the state's gun laws
by Charlemagne1993 February 17, 2017
Get the Ignorance mug.1. Any cake, sweet or savoury, that counts beans among its chief distinguishing ingredients.
2. An individual, usually of short to medium height, burly build and unhealthy appearance, who bears some resemblance to a bean, and who in many cases has only the attractiveness and athletic ability of one. (Cf. Beefcake- an athletic, muscular person.)
3. (In science fiction) The largest and most powerful caste of Beanoid, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beancakes almost invariably occupy the upper echelons of Beanoid military hierarchy and are second only to Beanmasters in the level of authority they hold within Beanoid society.
2. An individual, usually of short to medium height, burly build and unhealthy appearance, who bears some resemblance to a bean, and who in many cases has only the attractiveness and athletic ability of one. (Cf. Beefcake- an athletic, muscular person.)
3. (In science fiction) The largest and most powerful caste of Beanoid, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beancakes almost invariably occupy the upper echelons of Beanoid military hierarchy and are second only to Beanmasters in the level of authority they hold within Beanoid society.
Finding that the Cantonese-style red beancake was much to his liking, Jason ordered several more for the road
Tom, with his short stature, flabby build and unlovely appearance bore all the trademark characteristics of a beancake- an unfortunate fact which coupled with the starkly contrasting elegance and refinement of his associates meant he was often quickly dismissed as a possible partner by the women he would meet out on the town
The biggest and most aggressive form of Beanoid, Beancakes can be distinguished from others of their species not only by their imposing physique and strength, but also the excessively impressive weapons they heft and the indecorous kill-trophies with which they commonly festoon their armour
Tom, with his short stature, flabby build and unlovely appearance bore all the trademark characteristics of a beancake- an unfortunate fact which coupled with the starkly contrasting elegance and refinement of his associates meant he was often quickly dismissed as a possible partner by the women he would meet out on the town
The biggest and most aggressive form of Beanoid, Beancakes can be distinguished from others of their species not only by their imposing physique and strength, but also the excessively impressive weapons they heft and the indecorous kill-trophies with which they commonly festoon their armour
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A person who suffers from turophobia- the misguided, supremely irrational fear of cheese.
See also: weirdo, miscreant, philistine.
A person who suffers from turophobia- the misguided, supremely irrational fear of cheese.
See also: weirdo, miscreant, philistine.
1.
A: I'm a turophobe. I despise cheese
B: So, in other words, you basically despise life?
A: ... Pretty much, yes
B: Righto
2.
A: That Michael person that we happened across earlier, Jevons: now there's a worthless depressive wretch, if I ever saw one. There's a creature that makes you feel that evolution gets it badly wrong at times. Tell me, have you ever come across a more pitiful, poor excuse for a human being than he?
B: Possibly the creature, as you describe him, sir, is more to be pitied than censured. The man is a turophobe; he has an aversion to cheese. One can only conjecture at the damage this has done to his psyche
A: Indeed? I daresay. Still, this changes little: I want never to be inflicted with so much as mere mention of the blighter ever again. I can't be having with that sort of reprobate; I'm sure there's very few who can
B: Very good, sir
A: I'm a turophobe. I despise cheese
B: So, in other words, you basically despise life?
A: ... Pretty much, yes
B: Righto
2.
A: That Michael person that we happened across earlier, Jevons: now there's a worthless depressive wretch, if I ever saw one. There's a creature that makes you feel that evolution gets it badly wrong at times. Tell me, have you ever come across a more pitiful, poor excuse for a human being than he?
B: Possibly the creature, as you describe him, sir, is more to be pitied than censured. The man is a turophobe; he has an aversion to cheese. One can only conjecture at the damage this has done to his psyche
A: Indeed? I daresay. Still, this changes little: I want never to be inflicted with so much as mere mention of the blighter ever again. I can't be having with that sort of reprobate; I'm sure there's very few who can
B: Very good, sir
by Charlemagne1993 November 19, 2019
Get the Turophobe mug.Adelia insisted on being a grumpy-wumpkins for a good two hours after the finish of the boardgame she'd lost, though several well brewed cups of tea eventually put her in good spirits again
Wee Willykins then kissed and hugged the hoppity pot and promised always to help the dollies and never to be an old grumpy-wumpkins again
Wee Willykins then kissed and hugged the hoppity pot and promised always to help the dollies and never to be an old grumpy-wumpkins again
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