1. The Supreme Master of Beans.
2. (In science fiction) A member of the fifth caste of the Beanoid species, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beanmasters form a ruling elite over the other castes that make up the bulk of the Beanoid population and their directions shape and steer the course the Beanoid Empire takes in its dealings with other sentient species.
2. (In science fiction) A member of the fifth caste of the Beanoid species, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beanmasters form a ruling elite over the other castes that make up the bulk of the Beanoid population and their directions shape and steer the course the Beanoid Empire takes in its dealings with other sentient species.
All hail Beanmaster Charles- Supreme Master of The Beans!
"… And so it came to pass in the 5,988th year of the Galactic Era that the Beanmasters united the quarreling factions of the Beanoids, and set them on the path to forging what would in time become the formidable Beanoid Empire: the Federation's direst foe."
~Extract from The Official History of the Bean Wars: Volume I
"… And so it came to pass in the 5,988th year of the Galactic Era that the Beanmasters united the quarreling factions of the Beanoids, and set them on the path to forging what would in time become the formidable Beanoid Empire: the Federation's direst foe."
~Extract from The Official History of the Bean Wars: Volume I
by Charlemagne1993 October 04, 2017
Get the Beanmaster mug.Common contraction of Western Australia, an Australian state. (See also: greatest Australian state.)
Also what Western Australia would be called if it seceded from the (markedly less-awesome) eastern states.
Also what Western Australia would be called if it seceded from the (markedly less-awesome) eastern states.
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"Westralia- quite possibly the greatest of all Australian states! Certainly a damn sight better than Tasmania, and at least it's not Queensland!"
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Westralian secessionist: "Secede, fellow Westralians! Recognition of the 1933 referendum's result! Off with the yoke of federal government oppression! No more being held to ransom by over-taxing dickheads in the East! Westralia for Westralians!"
Normal Westralian: "… Literally no one with a brain thinks an independent Westralia could be a good idea, you sound like a bloody Confederate flag-waving redneck from the US!"
"Westralia- quite possibly the greatest of all Australian states! Certainly a damn sight better than Tasmania, and at least it's not Queensland!"
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Westralian secessionist: "Secede, fellow Westralians! Recognition of the 1933 referendum's result! Off with the yoke of federal government oppression! No more being held to ransom by over-taxing dickheads in the East! Westralia for Westralians!"
Normal Westralian: "… Literally no one with a brain thinks an independent Westralia could be a good idea, you sound like a bloody Confederate flag-waving redneck from the US!"
by Charlemagne1993 August 26, 2016
Get the Westralia mug.1. Mythical island abundantly overflowing with bean plants and beans.
2. An ideal place or state; paradise; utopia. (Cf. Arcadia, Elysium)
2. An ideal place or state; paradise; utopia. (Cf. Arcadia, Elysium)
"Beanland: Most blessed and splendiferous realm, bountifully over-endowed with bean plants of every size, shape and variety imaginable. Fields have no need of the plough, and all cultivation of beans by what few happy individuals live there is wholly inessential, as nature provides more than enough for their needs. Grass is utterly absent on account of all the bean plants, and habitants there live a hundred years or more"
Being a motor and railway enthusiast, Winston was practically in Beanland at the sight of all the old automobiles and steam engines in the museum
Being a motor and railway enthusiast, Winston was practically in Beanland at the sight of all the old automobiles and steam engines in the museum
by Charlemagne1993 December 29, 2016
Get the Beanland mug.One who drinks urine; a piss-drinker.
Often used as an insult, can describe one who drinks urine in either the metaphorical or literal sense.
{ "Uro-" (L. urina < Gk. ouron "Urine") + -pote (Gk. potis "Guzzler, swiller") }
Often used as an insult, can describe one who drinks urine in either the metaphorical or literal sense.
{ "Uro-" (L. urina < Gk. ouron "Urine") + -pote (Gk. potis "Guzzler, swiller") }
Fark this beer tastes like piss!
Bloody oath it does. Cost me me weekly Centrelink money though so drinking it anyway.
Mate, you're such a fucking uropote! <Pauses, eyeing beer> Would be a shame to waste it though, just this once I'll help you out here mate
The secret to my youthful looks? I'm a uropote, and drink my own piss daily!
... Literally no one thinks you look young, all you've done is embarrass yourself just now
Bloody oath it does. Cost me me weekly Centrelink money though so drinking it anyway.
Mate, you're such a fucking uropote! <Pauses, eyeing beer> Would be a shame to waste it though, just this once I'll help you out here mate
The secret to my youthful looks? I'm a uropote, and drink my own piss daily!
... Literally no one thinks you look young, all you've done is embarrass yourself just now
by Charlemagne1993 July 30, 2016
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A chap or chappess whose clothes are tattered and torn.
- Adjective
Tattered or dilapidated in appearance.
A chap or chappess whose clothes are tattered and torn.
- Adjective
Tattered or dilapidated in appearance.
Although hailing from a relatively affluent middle-class family that could, and would, constantly provide him new clothes to wear, Emerson was well-known within the progressive circles in which he moved for his tendency to dress like- and indeed in all other respects appear to be- a genuine beggar. Thus he earned for himself amongst his friends and their wider circles the affectionate sobriquet 'the bourgeois tatterdemalion'
Michael's tatterdemalion appearance did little to endear him to the people he was (for reasons relating to dole payments) obliged to approach to ask for a job from
Michael's tatterdemalion appearance did little to endear him to the people he was (for reasons relating to dole payments) obliged to approach to ask for a job from
by Charlemagne1993 June 18, 2017
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The state of being moderately emotionally affected by something; of being somewhere between underwhelmed and overwhelmed emotionally.
Often used in situations where the emotional effect of a circumstance is tempered by its foreseeability or inevitability.
The state of being moderately emotionally affected by something; of being somewhere between underwhelmed and overwhelmed emotionally.
Often used in situations where the emotional effect of a circumstance is tempered by its foreseeability or inevitability.
Residents in the council estate building who shared a floor with Jenna were semiwhelmed to finally learn that their neighbour had, to fatal results, mixed copious quantities of alcohol with various of her prescription medications
As Michael was semiwhelmed to eventually apprehend, none of the other people at the Work for the Dole centre were at all interested in catching up with him after work, or indeed ever
As Michael was semiwhelmed to eventually apprehend, none of the other people at the Work for the Dole centre were at all interested in catching up with him after work, or indeed ever
by Charlemagne1993 July 02, 2020
Get the Semiwhelmed mug.Walking past my local bookstore I am always filled with a recondite sense of vellichor
Vellichor gripped her as she crossed the worn wooden threshold of the old bookshop
Vellichor gripped her as she crossed the worn wooden threshold of the old bookshop
by Charlemagne1993 September 15, 2017
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