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Definitions by Charlemagne1993

Faecilicious 

- Adjective

Full of shit.

Can mean this in either the literal or the figurative sense.
Jason, in his bungling attempt to siphon diesel from someone's RV, inadvertently got a mouthful of faecilicious liquid instead

To everyone's lasting disgust, William discovered too late as he ruptured the nondescript pipe that it was in fact faecilicious, and in active use

Michael's faecilicious expression exposed his utterance for the contemptible lie that it was
Faecilicious by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017

Baked Beans 

- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
Baked Beans by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017

Incloacate 

- Verb

To conceal oneself in a lavatory.
Although normally a level-headed individual, Nick has a regretful tendency when drunk to incloacate himself and indiscreetly message certain women in his life

Michael's inborn inclination to incloacate himself for long periods left him increasingly open to name-calling and bullying as he got older. Several hours came to be no great amount of time for him to spend in the school (and later workplace) bathrooms in a single sitting as he waited out the bullies and/or wrathful line managers waiting for him beyond the bathroom doors
Incloacate by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017

Faeciboblious 

- Adjective

1. Shitty; lame; of low quality.

2. (In either the figurative or literal sense) Full of shit.
1.
Such a faeciboblious individual, that Emerson. Couldn't keep a social engagement to save his scrawny neck!

2.
A: "… and then I showed her my poetry, which she said was the best she'd ever read!"
B: "You're a faeciboblious piece of crap and you know it. Nobody would ever say that about your god-awful poetry, least of all a woman who was, as you claim, 'a definite ten'."

Beanfield 

- Noun

1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
You damn kids, get the hell outta mah beanfield before I set Buck and Nashville on y'all!

Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate

Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
Beanfield by Charlemagne1993 August 3, 2017

Tatterdemalion

- Noun

A chap or chappess whose clothes are tattered and torn.

- Adjective

Tattered or dilapidated in appearance.
Although hailing from a relatively affluent middle-class family that could, and would, constantly provide him new clothes to wear, Emerson was well-known within the progressive circles in which he moved for his tendency to dress like- and indeed in all other respects appear to be- a genuine beggar. Thus he earned for himself amongst his friends and their wider circles the affectionate sobriquet 'the bourgeois tatterdemalion'

Michael's tatterdemalion appearance did little to endear him to the people he was (for reasons relating to dole payments) obliged to approach to ask for a job from

Thanatopsis

- Noun

A view or contemplation of death, particularly in the form of artistic expression of some kind.
For better or for worse, much of Morrissey's works should be viewed as exercises in thanatopsis

Following the death of one of his two cats, and the subsequent abandonment of him by the only other companion (feline or otherwise) he would ever have in his life, Michael entered a deepened state of thanatopsis from which he never truly emerged
Thanatopsis by Charlemagne1993 June 17, 2017