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Australian slang for "(Good sir, would you be so good as to tell me) what is going on here?".
Also a form of greeting in informal settings.
Also a form of greeting in informal settings.
1.
Fux garnon fellas?
Kev, mate!, we're just cracking out the beer pong, come join us!
2.
Fux garnon Shano!
Yeah g'day Damo, how've ya been cobber?
Fux garnon fellas?
Kev, mate!, we're just cracking out the beer pong, come join us!
2.
Fux garnon Shano!
Yeah g'day Damo, how've ya been cobber?
by Charlemagne1993 July 29, 2016
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1.
The act or process of giddifying; of making giddy, dazed.
2.
The state or condition of being giddy or delirious.
3.
Confusion, bewilderment or perplexity, especially of the sort that makes one appear hallucinatory or deranged.
1.
The act or process of giddifying; of making giddy, dazed.
2.
The state or condition of being giddy or delirious.
3.
Confusion, bewilderment or perplexity, especially of the sort that makes one appear hallucinatory or deranged.
1.
Ever with a devious mind to the giddification of his female coworkers, William made a point of plying them with as much alcohol as he could at the company office party
2.
For her giddification Jenna, in her solitary younger years, took to burning treated pine logs, the noxious fumes from the fires of which she would vigorously inhale
3.
To the alarmed giddification of his benefits assessor, and in spite of the woman's futile injunctions that he stop what he was doing, Michael obdurately proceeded to fill his syringe with heroin, strap his arm, and give himself a third hit of the drug, smacking his lips and settling onto his back in satisfaction once he had done so. She, he had spitefully decided, could be the one to deal with the consequences
Ever with a devious mind to the giddification of his female coworkers, William made a point of plying them with as much alcohol as he could at the company office party
2.
For her giddification Jenna, in her solitary younger years, took to burning treated pine logs, the noxious fumes from the fires of which she would vigorously inhale
3.
To the alarmed giddification of his benefits assessor, and in spite of the woman's futile injunctions that he stop what he was doing, Michael obdurately proceeded to fill his syringe with heroin, strap his arm, and give himself a third hit of the drug, smacking his lips and settling onto his back in satisfaction once he had done so. She, he had spitefully decided, could be the one to deal with the consequences
by Charlemagne1993 July 2, 2020
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A rampaging dickhead. An egotistical arsehole who thinks he's God's gift but whose worth as an individual is about roughly equivalent to that of a pile of kangaroo shit. Someone who continually spouts the sort of stupid drivel that gets people fatally bashed (regrettably, however, never him), and who almost certainly eats shit on a daily basis. A person whom Trump- to no small advantage- could take lessons in how to be a shitty individual from. That obnoxious person who stands at 5"3' but acts as if he's twice that height. In short basically a worthless, argumentative, hypocritical, coarse and ill-mannered individual who is quick to judge and complain about everything, ill-informed about even topics he claims to be knowledgeable in, and in whose presence even Gandhi would rapidly begin to strongly entertain homicidal endeavours relating to curb stomping and dismemberment within.
2.
Any despicable, worthless individual who you would be much better off not knowing in life.
A rampaging dickhead. An egotistical arsehole who thinks he's God's gift but whose worth as an individual is about roughly equivalent to that of a pile of kangaroo shit. Someone who continually spouts the sort of stupid drivel that gets people fatally bashed (regrettably, however, never him), and who almost certainly eats shit on a daily basis. A person whom Trump- to no small advantage- could take lessons in how to be a shitty individual from. That obnoxious person who stands at 5"3' but acts as if he's twice that height. In short basically a worthless, argumentative, hypocritical, coarse and ill-mannered individual who is quick to judge and complain about everything, ill-informed about even topics he claims to be knowledgeable in, and in whose presence even Gandhi would rapidly begin to strongly entertain homicidal endeavours relating to curb stomping and dismemberment within.
2.
Any despicable, worthless individual who you would be much better off not knowing in life.
1.
Parent: Timmy, tell the teacher which kid in your class it was that tore off all his clothes, wrecked all your stationery, smashed all the computer screens, peed on some of your classmates, smeared poo on the walls, and knocked himself out attempting to run through a wall?
Timmy: It was Tom. Also he got a stick and was trying to stab us with it when we told him we didn't want him to wreck our sandcastles
Teacher: Well of course it was Tom!
2.
Child: Mummy, what's that dirty smelly thing by the side of the road?
Parent: Come away Billy, quickly. That's a Tom, I don't want him lowering you to his level of worthlessness
Parent: Timmy, tell the teacher which kid in your class it was that tore off all his clothes, wrecked all your stationery, smashed all the computer screens, peed on some of your classmates, smeared poo on the walls, and knocked himself out attempting to run through a wall?
Timmy: It was Tom. Also he got a stick and was trying to stab us with it when we told him we didn't want him to wreck our sandcastles
Teacher: Well of course it was Tom!
2.
Child: Mummy, what's that dirty smelly thing by the side of the road?
Parent: Come away Billy, quickly. That's a Tom, I don't want him lowering you to his level of worthlessness
by Charlemagne1993 July 18, 2019
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Vellichor gripped her as she crossed the worn wooden threshold of the old bookshop
Vellichor gripped her as she crossed the worn wooden threshold of the old bookshop
by Charlemagne1993 September 15, 2017
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1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
You damn kids, get the hell outta mah beanfield before I set Buck and Nashville on y'all!
Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate
Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate
Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
by Charlemagne1993 August 3, 2017
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Michael spent his entire Friday in a state of frenzied festination as he did his best to make it look like he hadn't been idly sitting at his work desk during the last four days
Michael spent his entire Friday in a state of frenzied festination as he did his best to make it look like he hadn't been idly sitting at his work desk during the last four days
by Charlemagne1993 June 17, 2017
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1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.
1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.
It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"
A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true
A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true
by Charlemagne1993 December 22, 2016
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