Definitions by Charlemagne1993
Faecilicious
Jason, in his bungling attempt to siphon diesel from someone's RV, inadvertently got a mouthful of faecilicious liquid instead
To everyone's lasting disgust, William discovered too late as he ruptured the nondescript pipe that it was in fact faecilicious, and in active use
Michael's faecilicious expression exposed his utterance for the contemptible lie that it was
To everyone's lasting disgust, William discovered too late as he ruptured the nondescript pipe that it was in fact faecilicious, and in active use
Michael's faecilicious expression exposed his utterance for the contemptible lie that it was
Faecilicious by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017
Baked Beans
- Noun
A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.
- Verb
The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.
- Verb
The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins
Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
Baked Beans by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017
Incloacate
Although normally a level-headed individual, Nick has a regretful tendency when drunk to incloacate himself and indiscreetly message certain women in his life
Michael's inborn inclination to incloacate himself for long periods left him increasingly open to name-calling and bullying as he got older. Several hours came to be no great amount of time for him to spend in the school (and later workplace) bathrooms in a single sitting as he waited out the bullies and/or wrathful line managers waiting for him beyond the bathroom doors
Michael's inborn inclination to incloacate himself for long periods left him increasingly open to name-calling and bullying as he got older. Several hours came to be no great amount of time for him to spend in the school (and later workplace) bathrooms in a single sitting as he waited out the bullies and/or wrathful line managers waiting for him beyond the bathroom doors
Incloacate by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017
Faeciboblious
- Adjective
1. Shitty; lame; of low quality.
2. (In either the figurative or literal sense) Full of shit.
1. Shitty; lame; of low quality.
2. (In either the figurative or literal sense) Full of shit.
1.
Such a faeciboblious individual, that Emerson. Couldn't keep a social engagement to save his scrawny neck!
2.
A: "… and then I showed her my poetry, which she said was the best she'd ever read!"
B: "You're a faeciboblious piece of crap and you know it. Nobody would ever say that about your god-awful poetry, least of all a woman who was, as you claim, 'a definite ten'."
Such a faeciboblious individual, that Emerson. Couldn't keep a social engagement to save his scrawny neck!
2.
A: "… and then I showed her my poetry, which she said was the best she'd ever read!"
B: "You're a faeciboblious piece of crap and you know it. Nobody would ever say that about your god-awful poetry, least of all a woman who was, as you claim, 'a definite ten'."
Faeciboblious by Charlemagne1993 August 6, 2017
Beanfield
- Noun
1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
You damn kids, get the hell outta mah beanfield before I set Buck and Nashville on y'all!
Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate
Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate
Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
Beanfield by Charlemagne1993 August 3, 2017
Tatterdemalion
- Noun
A chap or chappess whose clothes are tattered and torn.
- Adjective
Tattered or dilapidated in appearance.
A chap or chappess whose clothes are tattered and torn.
- Adjective
Tattered or dilapidated in appearance.
Although hailing from a relatively affluent middle-class family that could, and would, constantly provide him new clothes to wear, Emerson was well-known within the progressive circles in which he moved for his tendency to dress like- and indeed in all other respects appear to be- a genuine beggar. Thus he earned for himself amongst his friends and their wider circles the affectionate sobriquet 'the bourgeois tatterdemalion'
Michael's tatterdemalion appearance did little to endear him to the people he was (for reasons relating to dole payments) obliged to approach to ask for a job from
Michael's tatterdemalion appearance did little to endear him to the people he was (for reasons relating to dole payments) obliged to approach to ask for a job from
Tatterdemalion by Charlemagne1993 June 18, 2017
Thanatopsis
- Noun
A view or contemplation of death, particularly in the form of artistic expression of some kind.
A view or contemplation of death, particularly in the form of artistic expression of some kind.
For better or for worse, much of Morrissey's works should be viewed as exercises in thanatopsis
Following the death of one of his two cats, and the subsequent abandonment of him by the only other companion (feline or otherwise) he would ever have in his life, Michael entered a deepened state of thanatopsis from which he never truly emerged
Following the death of one of his two cats, and the subsequent abandonment of him by the only other companion (feline or otherwise) he would ever have in his life, Michael entered a deepened state of thanatopsis from which he never truly emerged
Thanatopsis by Charlemagne1993 June 17, 2017