Channman's definitions

DRTRN!

DRTRN IS GRTN!

"DRTRN!" He yelled as he kicked the guards face off.

by Channman September 18, 2017

Fishing Willie

A torture method in which fishing line is wrapped around the head of a man's penis and pulled up until the head of the penis peels off with the fishing line.

I'm going to Fishing Willie your first born son

by Channman February 27, 2017

Goukchuke

Really shitty Chinese food

Ugh you actually eat that Goukchuke

by Channman April 10, 2017

Soapy Dick

You are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy fuck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. You’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to piss and it feels like fire is coming out of your dick hole you then realise your lazy stupid ass has Soapy Dick. And you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and I can see that they were smart.

Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.

by Channman January 29, 2018

Ech!

A term used to describe finding something distasteful, ugly, or a general appetite killer.

Ech! What the hell is that?!?!?

by Channman April 19, 2018

crimson hornet

When a Russian man gets stung in the dick by an Asian giant hornet

"Did you hear of Vlad"

"Yes heard of his experience with the crimson hornet"

by Channman April 1, 2017

Day terror

Day terror are when an extremely unsettling image is put in your head like The Cornwallis

Oh god I'm gonna have a Day terror from that.

by Channman March 4, 2017