When you eat McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Chinese Food all in one day and the end product is The Screaming shits from hell
by Channman March 05, 2017

The Snake charmer when a snake bites a man penis coils around it and squeezes it to the point in which it bursts
by Channman March 02, 2017

by Channman April 10, 2017

You are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy fuck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. You’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to piss and it feels like fire is coming out of your dick hole you then realise your lazy stupid ass has Soapy Dick. And you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and I can see that they were smart.
Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.
by Channman January 29, 2018

DRTRN IS GRTN!
by Channman September 18, 2017

by Channman March 04, 2017

by Channman August 19, 2017
