Channman's definitions

crimson hornet

When a Russian man gets stung in the dick by an Asian giant hornet

"Did you hear of Vlad"

"Yes heard of his experience with the crimson hornet"

by Channman April 1, 2017

Snake charmer

The Snake charmer when a snake bites a man penis coils around it and squeezes it to the point in which it bursts

I went to the zoo yesterday I got a Snake charmer

by Channman March 2, 2017

Screaming shits from hell

When you eat McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Chinese Food all in one day and the end product is The Screaming shits from hell

Dude I got the screaming shits from hell last night

by Channman March 5, 2017

Dildsaw

A chainsaw where the teeth are made of dildos

Oh shit he's got a dildsaw

by Channman September 15, 2017

Goukchuke

Really shitty Chinese food

Ugh you actually eat that Goukchuke

by Channman April 10, 2017

Fishing Willie

A torture method in which fishing line is wrapped around the head of a man's penis and pulled up until the head of the penis peels off with the fishing line.

I'm going to Fishing Willie your first born son

by Channman February 27, 2017

Blood trip

Doing a satanic ritual while on extreme drugs.

Oh man I had Blood trip last night.

by Channman August 19, 2017