Chad O.'s definitions

shithoused

State of complete drunkenness usually attained after 4 beers and 2 shots past natural drinking limits.

Becoming shithoused is usually followed by the feeling of death the next day.

by Chad O. May 22, 2005

teen tit

Affectionate term used by 20 somethings and 30 somethings to describe hot teenage girls

Can't come to the bar tonight. Spending time with teen tit.

by Chad O. May 22, 2005

WASP whore

Money hungry chicks that only stick around until you've spent all your money on them.

Why you taking that WASP whore out?

by Chad O. May 21, 2005

sponge

The act of shamelessly groping girls

After a few beers, my friend begins to sponge every girl in sight

by Chad O. May 22, 2005

Priss bitch

Friend that won't come party

That little priss bitch says he's too busy tonight

by Chad O. May 22, 2005

clufus

A cross between a clutz and dufus

My exgirlfriend was a real clufus

by Chad O. May 22, 2005