Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chad O.

sponge

The act of shamelessly groping girls

After a few beers, my friend begins to sponge every girl in sight

sponge by Chad O. May 22, 2005

That little priss bitch says he's too busy tonight

A cross between a clutz and dufus

My exgirlfriend was a real clufus

clufus by Chad O. May 22, 2005

Affectionate term used by 20 somethings and 30 somethings to describe hot teenage girls

Can't come to the bar tonight. Spending time with teen tit.

teen tit by Chad O. May 22, 2005

State of complete drunkenness usually attained after 4 beers and 2 shots past natural drinking limits.

Becoming shithoused is usually followed by the feeling of death the next day.

Money hungry chicks that only stick around until you've spent all your money on them.