ChRiS's definitions

knost

a pig. not the animal but a person who has an uncircumsized penis, or a person that can be describe with the adjective, "wrinkly".

That knost has one weird penis.

by Chris February 21, 2005

robbing the cradle

Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.

The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.

by Chris January 19, 2003

jaggled

A website reaches its bandwith limit by being listed on the weblog Jaggle.

wow dude, my site just went down cuz i was on jaggle!

by chris May 5, 2005

inflammable

Something that can combust.

Warning, Chemical is inflammable!

by Chris June 24, 2003

supernova

Something that is incredibly hot, or much hotter than you expect it to be.
It somehow defies logic as to how it got that hot.

Omfg, this coffee is supernova.
Jeez dude, I can't eat this soup now, it's supernova.
Don't touch that shit, it's supernova.

by chris November 13, 2004

Swick

a mix of the words "sweet" and "sick". it is double as powerful as the words seperately.

Dude those shoes are so swick

by Chris February 3, 2005

ass-yogurt

The creamy pseudo shit substance responsible for skid marks in your underwear. Also refered to as "butt so slick".

"It took me 4 mabye 5 wipes to get rid of my ass-yogurt!"

by Chris September 29, 2004