ChRiS's definitions

Moron

Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below

If you are calling someone a moron, you are actually saying the person is not an imbecile, since they are smarter than than that.

by Chris November 1, 2004

boot-face

v- to vomit excessively after binge drinking.

That bitch had about 10 drinks!! You should have seen her boot-face all over the patio later that night!!

by chris March 22, 2005

blart

When you fart and spray shit everywhere.

Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.

by Chris February 27, 2005

Southern Kiss

A blow job.
It's a little more than a kiss.
It's southern because its down south.

"Lainie just gave me the best Southern Kiss ever."

by Chris January 31, 2005

brunch music

Soft electronica with breezy lyrics about relationships. It's often enjoyed by yuppies and guppies on lazy Sunday afternoons. Best exemplified by artists like Dido, Everything but the Girl and Portishead.

"Hey girl, what's this you're listening to?"
"It's the new CD by Dido. It's great brunch music."

by chris January 18, 2004

K800

Superb play of the Valve game Half Life 2 and its mods, mainly Counter Strike : Source.

"Wow , whos that 1337 player owning us"
"It has to be K800"

by Chris February 28, 2005

lpac

Used to desscribe a person that beyond lazy and stands for Lazy "Piece of Crap"

My Brother-In-Law is an LPAC!

by Chris November 20, 2004