ChRiS's definitions

Metallica

80s metal band. Thank god Cliff Burton died or they never would've given up.

See also shit, crap, and gay.

When we were browsing through the CD store, Jack found some CD by Metallica in the shitty-ass-metal section. The section was full of cobwebs, shit, and kids with Master-Of-Puppets T-shirts.

by Chris May 17, 2005

plywood

A flat ass, having no curves.

Christinas got a plywood ass.

by Chris November 18, 2004

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

by Chris January 28, 2004

TV Junkie

A person who is utterly addicted to all forms of television. Most especially reality television shows, for example; Starting Over House, The Biggest Loser, Fear Factor et al. This disease however is not limited to only reality television shows, but also Law and Order and it's derevitives.

Gee that Katherine really is a TV Junkie. If this were cocaine she'd have track marks on her arms.

by Chris January 11, 2005

joemoma

a awesome come back that can never be beaten

1st person-"-YOU are Fat and Ugly!"
2nd person" oh yeah, well Joemoma "

by chris May 13, 2005

Blue screen

A phrase coined in the earlier Windows days when a blue screen would appear while you were doing something important and you would have to restart your fucking computer because all operating systems up to XP were unstable as fuck.

I just got Blue Screened!

by Chris February 2, 2003

scally

Fucking 'solid'? My Fucking Arse. Most of you daren't fight one-on-one, unless there's about 5 or 10, maybe more, scallies on your side. 'Moshers' as you call them.. listen to PROPER music, go out to PROPER places, and have a PROPER attitude towards life. You scallies dont. You listen to SHIT music, go to SHIT places and have a fucking SHIT attitude towards everyone apart from your fellow 'crew'. Get a grip people, and stop being scallies! By the way, i havent seen or heard of any 'moshers' turning into scallies.. perhaps your a bit WRONG!!!!!!

eya dickhead we'l straight knock u out cos ur a mosher (with 5 mates).

ere dont look at me i'll knock u out (whilst on their own.. walking away whilst saying it)

by Chris January 18, 2004