ChRiS's definitions

1337 R4nK1n65

these are the rankings of how 1337 a person is and how wel they can speak/interpret 1337

Martin: how much of a haxxor or fuxxor are you? Im a 1337 Haxxor G33k
Chris: wow, your 1337 R4nK1n65 is 10

by chris June 19, 2006

american bulldog

A strong robust dog much taller then the english or french bulldog. Breed in america by Dr. Johnson and Dr. Scott. These two mean had different views of the perfect american bulldog so the created two kinds. The Johnson which has a huge chest and is usaully a bit heavier, and the scott bulldog which is has more lean muscle rather then big bulky muscle. Both American bulldogs are great working dogs and are used to hunt wild hogs.

American Bulldogs are great dogs.

The dog in little rascals and homeward bound is an american bulldog

by chris May 27, 2005

ass-yogurt

The creamy pseudo shit substance responsible for skid marks in your underwear. Also refered to as "butt so slick".

"It took me 4 mabye 5 wipes to get rid of my ass-yogurt!"

by Chris September 29, 2004

Swick

a mix of the words "sweet" and "sick". it is double as powerful as the words seperately.

Dude those shoes are so swick

by Chris February 3, 2005

Twisted Heart

An occurence most commonly experienced by the feeling of unrequited love, with the exception of it not being returned.

Generally speaking, it is a situation involving two friends, who spend an inexorbitant amount of time with each other, and over the years, one grows to love the other, while the opposites feeling stay plutonic. No pain compares, physical nor mental.

A relationship easily broken off is not truly that of a twisted heart. Twisted heart involves never being able to make a clean cut, whether that might involve the other person feeling just as strongly as you but without the same passion. Refer to just a friend

A loved B with all his heart, yet B could never truly return A's feelings. A can't cope with losing B, and thus stays in an inevitably horrifyingly painful situation.

by Chris August 7, 2004

Dobbler

Someone who consumes more of other peoples drugs than their own.

Watch out here comes the dobbler.

by Chris February 18, 2003

naygor

a less derogatory version of nigger or nigga. Typically used by those of the non-black persuasion so they can call their black friends an N-word without getting in trouble with anyone who gets offended by shit like that.

Damn Laterrian, you're gonna give naygor's a bad name, cappin' asses and shit the way you do.

by Chris November 21, 2004