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A Fate Worse Than Death

Basically to assume that living a really long life is horrible and dangerous. Let's say that you were currently alive and something extremely unpleasant has happened to you that would possibly result in mental scars. Something so bad that it will stick with you for the rest of your life and you just can't wait for death.

Death is an absolutely natural part of life. You're gonna die at some point so you might as well accept it while you still can. Sometimes it would be much better for most people who really have it worse than others.
Life truly can be a fate worse than death. I know some people who have it so worse that they are just wanting to be put out of their misery because their pain (whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally) lasts the longer they live.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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Malazanie

A diehard fan of the epic fantasy book series Malazan Book of the Fallen by Steven Erikson.
Thank God I was actually able to meet Steven Erikson. I'm sure all the other malazanies were excited to see him too.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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The American Tolkien

A title that some people use to describe certain a certain American fantasy author who has just the amount of talent and influence as J. R. R. Tolkien.
Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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Late 2010s

The absolute worst part of the 2010s, where everything from politics, entertainment, society, etc. just got worse over time.
I truly feel sorry for anyone who had to grow up during the late 2010s because that is truly the worst part of the entire shit decade
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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Cruciphilia

The disturbing sexual attraction to being crucified. Think of it as an even more graphic version of masochism.
If Jesus was rumored to have had cruciphilia, every Christian in the world would be absolutely horrified.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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Christfag

A term mostly used to describe really rude and intolerant Christians who disrespect different religions and beliefs.
The perfect example of a group of Christfags would be the Westboro Baptist Church
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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1999

The year Urban Dictionary was formed, and turns 20 years old as of this current year.
Urban Dictionary came into the world in 1999. Happy 20th anniversary Urban Dictionary! Man I feel old...
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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