CelticEagle's definitions

Christcreep

A term used to describe a perverted type of Christian who is known for sexually preying on different kinds of people.

Instead of Christcreeps preying, what they really should be doing is praying (especially for the good).

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Greasing the Cross

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.

Regan from The Exorcist was greasing the cross before it was cool.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Christ Kardashian

Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.

I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Humor

One of the most complicated things in life.

Humor, it's complicated.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Gum Wall

A brick wall covered in used chewing gum located in an alleyway in Post Alley under Pike Place Market in Downtown Seattle, Washington. It is considered a local landmark within the city.

Me and my family got to see the gum wall in Seattle today and it looked beautiful.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Pre-Internet Meme

Basically, a meme that existed way before the evolution and popularization of the internet. Memes have actually been around as long as 2,000 years with the oldest one in history being the Sator Square.

Some of the most notable pre-internet memes are Killroy Was Here, Frodo Lives, Bert Is Evil and Andre the Giant Has a Posse.

To be honest, I prefer pre-internet memes over 2010s memes. But unfortunately, there wasn't any internet to post them back then so I highly doubt anyone back then who shared Frodo Lives even knew who Frodo Baggins was or what Lord of the Rings even was considering how like I said, there was no internet back then.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

2000s Memes

Memes from the 2000s decade (mainly the mid-to-late 2000s, which many consider to be the golden age of memes). Some of the best and most iconic memes in history such as Rickroll, Philosoraptor, Trololo, Chuck Norris Facts, Chocolate Rain, Numa Numa, Afro Ninja, Dramatic Chipmunk, Star Wars Kid, Sneezing Baby Panda and so many more were around during the 2000s.

2000s memes are honestly more hilarious and kickass than most shitty 2010s memes. Last decade truly was the best for meme culture (back when memes had a much better reputation).

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019