Cat Baker's definitions

TP

"Take pics". It is a command used when one person finds a situation particularly interesting and demands that pictures be taken for the internet.

"I am so drunk right now at this party"
"TP!"

"I just got arrested"
"TP!"

"My family is completely drunk at the wedding and my grandfather just sung a Broadway show tune to the bride and groom"
"TP!"

by Cat Baker May 4, 2009

BFC

"Bad for Chart". Refers to the poor quality of an addition made to one's hook up chart. A hook up chart is a web connecting all the people one knows that have hooked up with each other. Attractive people or hilarious characters would be good for the chart (GFC), and the ugly and unpopular would be bad for the chart (BFC).

"I went to the Mexican restaurant last night an hooked up with an unknown middle aged man. I think that's BFC. Let's not discuss"

"I can't believe those two hooked up. It was so BFC that I'm going to pretend it never happened and it will not be put on the chart"

by Cat Baker July 7, 2009

GFP

Meaning "good for pics" (antonym: "bad for pics"), the term applies to the quality of pictures of a person, place, or situation that are taken with the purpose of being published on a website, such as Facebook. Really attractive people, places with cool lights, and alcohol are all things that would be GFP in an album. Losers, board games, and bad parties in general would all be classified st BFP.

"Let's build a beeramid! It would be so GFP"
"I arranged the red Solo cups in a beer pong formation. We all know it's GFP".

by Cat Baker December 20, 2008

FTC

Abbreviation for "for the chart". It refers to a hook up that occurred between 2+ people for the sole purpose of making a connection on one's hook up chart. A hook up chart is a web connecting all the people one knows that have hooked up with each other. Attractive people or hilarious characters would be good for the chart (GFC), and the ugly and unpopular would be bad for the chart (BFC). The goal of doing things FTC is to out-whore one's friends and try in vain to boost one's self-esteem.

"Why did you hook up with him? He's in his 40s, you met him from the internet, and he may have a disease"
"Eh, I did it FTC"

"I made so many connections FTC last night that my pen ran out of ink from updating my personal chart."

"I had a three-way kiss with my gay best friend and a sexually ambiguous Latino FTC"

by Cat Baker July 7, 2009

SD

Meaning "so drunk", SD is used when one is incapable of forming actual words due to their severe level of intoxication. It is also perfect for college dorm white boards, when you want your friends to know how drunk you are but would prefer if your RA did not.

"Hey, are you okay?"
"(slurred) SD!"

"I was so SD Friday night after the Mexican restaurant that I sullied my pants"

by Cat Baker May 4, 2009

GFC

"Good for Chart". Adjective. Refers to the quality of an addition to one's hook up chart. A hook up chart is a web connecting all the people one knows that have hooked up with each other. Attractive people or hilarious characters would be good for the chart (GFC), and the ugly and unpopular would be bad for the chart (BFC).

"Based off my recent hook ups, I can safely say that I have jungle fever. It's clearly GFC"

"I regret nothing from last night since all my chart additions were GFC. Even if I can't remember most of their names, the facebook pics posted today showed that they were attractive"

by Cat Baker July 7, 2009

FTP

Meaning "for the pics", the term is used as a justification for doing something solely for the purpose of taking pictures (pics) of it and uploading them to Facebook. Extra alcohol, red cups, and good characters can be added to any party FTP.

"Let's make a beeramid out of our empty Keystone Light cans FTP"

"I invited Maxwell to the party FTP."
"Why?"
"You can't deny the fact that he enhances the quality of the pics".

by Cat Baker May 4, 2009