SD

Meaning "so drunk", SD is used when one is incapable of forming actual words due to their severe level of intoxication. It is also perfect for college dorm white boards, when you want your friends to know how drunk you are but would prefer if your RA did not.

"Hey, are you okay?"
"(slurred) SD!"

"I was so SD Friday night after the Mexican restaurant that I sullied my pants"

by Cat Baker May 04, 2009

FTC

Abbreviation for "for the chart". It refers to a hook up that occurred between 2+ people for the sole purpose of making a connection on one's hook up chart. A hook up chart is a web connecting all the people one knows that have hooked up with each other. Attractive people or hilarious characters would be good for the chart (GFC), and the ugly and unpopular would be bad for the chart (BFC). The goal of doing things FTC is to out-whore one's friends and try in vain to boost one's self-esteem.

"Why did you hook up with him? He's in his 40s, you met him from the internet, and he may have a disease"
"Eh, I did it FTC"

"I made so many connections FTC last night that my pen ran out of ink from updating my personal chart."

"I had a three-way kiss with my gay best friend and a sexually ambiguous Latino FTC"

by Cat Baker July 07, 2009

BFC

"Bad for Chart". Refers to the poor quality of an addition made to one's hook up chart. A hook up chart is a web connecting all the people one knows that have hooked up with each other. Attractive people or hilarious characters would be good for the chart (GFC), and the ugly and unpopular would be bad for the chart (BFC).

"I went to the Mexican restaurant last night an hooked up with an unknown middle aged man. I think that's BFC. Let's not discuss"

"I can't believe those two hooked up. It was so BFC that I'm going to pretend it never happened and it will not be put on the chart"

by Cat Baker July 07, 2009

TPOMC

"Take pics on my cam(era)" Command. Used when someone gives you their camera because they are busy or too drunk to take pictures for Facebook.

"I'm going to go play beer pong. TPOMC"

"I'll be right back, I have to go throw up. TPOMC"

by Cat Baker May 04, 2009

SH

"So high". The abbreviation is useful when one is in public places and wants to tell their friends about their level of intoxication, but would prefer if strangers and/or authority figures did not know. Extra S's before the H indicate that one is higher than usual.

"Hey Ariel, your eyes are kind of bloodshot"
"I'm SH".

"Let's get SH and watch Across the Universe. Good party!"

by Cat Baker May 04, 2009

BFP

Meaning "bad for pics" (antonym: GFP good for pics), the term refers to any person, place, object, or activity that would diminish from the quality of the pics that appear in a Facebook album. Parents in party pics or daytime consumption of alcohol would all be considered BFP. Also, certain characters that are notoriously unpopular or disliked would be BFP.

"Rebecca and Sam are coming to the party tonight. They're BFP. I'll edit those girls out of the pics."
"Her parents bought them alcohol after prom and then they appeared in the Facebook album watching everyone drink. That's so BFP"

by Cat Baker January 21, 2009

FTP

Meaning "for the pics", the term is used as a justification for doing something solely for the purpose of taking pictures (pics) of it and uploading them to Facebook. Extra alcohol, red cups, and good characters can be added to any party FTP.

"Let's make a beeramid out of our empty Keystone Light cans FTP"

"I invited Maxwell to the party FTP."
"Why?"
"You can't deny the fact that he enhances the quality of the pics".

by Cat Baker May 04, 2009