Casper70's definitions

Coronapaper

Anything that you can use in a pinch to wipe your ass due to the coronavirus toilet paper shortage.

Man you should see my cat. Had to use that son of bitch as coronapaper. Damn thing looks like a skunk with reversed stripes.

by Casper70 April 5, 2020

Coronatainment

Standing on line just to buy your groceries

I was bored a hell today so I went to the grocery store for some coronatainment, that killed an easy 4-1/2 hours.

by Casper70 April 8, 2020

Game changer

When someone says something so stupid that you can't believe they just said it.

Georgia's governor Brian Kemp said he just found out that coronavirus is asymptomatic.... that's a game changer.

by Casper70 April 3, 2020

Coronaviolent

When your old lady is getting on your last fucking nerve after being locked up together for so long that you just wanna rip her fucking face off.

My wife was on my nerves so bad last night that I just about went coronaviolent on her ass.

by Casper70 April 4, 2020

Coronahit

When all the women look like shit because they can't get their hair, nails,and makeup did due to government lockdowns.

Damn bro dis lockdown needs to end already, did you see Yolanda and Shanaynay dem bitches be coronahit fo sho.

by Casper70 April 5, 2020

Coronalumps

The rolls on all of the bonbon eating, milkshake slurping, lasagna gorging, cheeseburger snorting, chocolate bar hording, fat fucks that have nothing else to do, but stuff their big ass mouths during the coronavirus lockdown.

Damn baby back away from the Ben and Jerry's and just put down the cheesecake. Your coronalumps are getting way the fuck out of control. We can't spare the toilet paper with what's about to blow out of that ass.

by Casper70 April 7, 2020