Coronatainment

Standing on line just to buy your groceries

I was bored a hell today so I went to the grocery store for some coronatainment, that killed an easy 4-1/2 hours.

by Casper70 April 08, 2020

Coronaviolent

When your old lady is getting on your last fucking nerve after being locked up together for so long that you just wanna rip her fucking face off.

My wife was on my nerves so bad last night that I just about went coronaviolent on her ass.

by Casper70 April 04, 2020

Coronawash

Nasty mother fuckers finally learned how to wash their grubby paws due to the coronavirus outbreak.

Damn Jerome you about to scrub the black off your ass with that damn coronawash you be doin.

by Casper70 April 06, 2020

Adjuster fucked

When the fucking idiot insurance adjuster comes to your house and tries to fuck you out of everything.

Insurance adjuster just showed up. It is literally raining on his head inside my house. He says "I don't see what the problem is. " uh oh, I got a feeling I've just been adjuster fucked.

by Casper70 April 07, 2020

Coronahit

When all the women look like shit because they can't get their hair, nails,and makeup did due to government lockdowns.

Damn bro dis lockdown needs to end already, did you see Yolanda and Shanaynay dem bitches be coronahit fo sho.

by Casper70 April 05, 2020

Coronalumps

The rolls on all of the bonbon eating, milkshake slurping, lasagna gorging, cheeseburger snorting, chocolate bar hording, fat fucks that have nothing else to do, but stuff their big ass mouths during the coronavirus lockdown.

Damn baby back away from the Ben and Jerry's and just put down the cheesecake. Your coronalumps are getting way the fuck out of control. We can't spare the toilet paper with what's about to blow out of that ass.

by Casper70 April 07, 2020