Definitions by Casper70

Coronatainment 

Standing on line just to buy your groceries

I was bored a hell today so I went to the grocery store for some coronatainment, that killed an easy 4-1/2 hours.

Coronatainment by Casper70 April 8, 2020

Coronafools

Fucking idiot's that hold a party for 47 people in a 500 square foot apartment during the coronavirus outbreak with no regard for anyone else.

Did you get your invitation to Rico's rave? Yeah man I'm not hanging out with that bunch of coronafools.

Coronafools by Casper70 April 7, 2020

Adjuster fucked 

When the fucking idiot insurance adjuster comes to your house and tries to fuck you out of everything.

Insurance adjuster just showed up. It is literally raining on his head inside my house. He says "I don't see what the problem is. " uh oh, I got a feeling I've just been adjuster fucked.

Adjuster fucked by Casper70 April 7, 2020

Tacobed

When the center of your bed caves in after tearing up the old ladies ass and leaves you looking like the stuffing in a taco.

Damn dude I beat that ass up last night. We had to climb or way out of the tacobed, it was a real bitch.

Tacobed by Casper70 April 7, 2020

Coronatrash 

The gloves and masks that piece of shit mother fuckers are leaving in parking lots, not giving a fuck about the environment or those that have to pick the shit up!

Walked out of Walmart today and seen some stupid asshole throw his coronatrash on the ground. I had no choice, but to go coronaviolent on his piece of shit ass.

Coronatrash by Casper70 April 7, 2020

Coronalumps 

The rolls on all of the bonbon eating, milkshake slurping, lasagna gorging, cheeseburger snorting, chocolate bar hording, fat fucks that have nothing else to do, but stuff their big ass mouths during the coronavirus lockdown.

Damn baby back away from the Ben and Jerry's and just put down the cheesecake. Your coronalumps are getting way the fuck out of control. We can't spare the toilet paper with what's about to blow out of that ass.

Coronalumps by Casper70 April 7, 2020

Coronawash

Nasty mother fuckers finally learned how to wash their grubby paws due to the coronavirus outbreak.

Damn Jerome you about to scrub the black off your ass with that damn coronawash you be doin.

Coronawash by Casper70 April 6, 2020