Casper70's definitions

Coronatrash

The gloves and masks that piece of shit mother fuckers are leaving in parking lots, not giving a fuck about the environment or those that have to pick the shit up!

Walked out of Walmart today and seen some stupid asshole throw his coronatrash on the ground. I had no choice, but to go coronaviolent on his piece of shit ass.

by Casper70 April 7, 2020

Trumpy Bucks

Money given out to everyone by the federal government on the backs of tax payers. Including the piece of shit parasites that have never contributed one red cent.

Man when I get my Trumpy Bucks I'm buyin me some weed.

by Casper70 April 4, 2020

Coronacation

Getting paid to be off of work and having nothing to do or nowhere to go.

The trip I took to Puerto Vallarta and got stung by a sting ray beats the hell out of this coronacation I'm on. This sucks!

by Casper70 April 4, 2020

Game changer

When someone says something so stupid that you can't believe they just said it.

Georgia's governor Brian Kemp said he just found out that coronavirus is asymptomatic.... that's a game changer.

by Casper70 April 3, 2020

Tacobed

When the center of your bed caves in after tearing up the old ladies ass and leaves you looking like the stuffing in a taco.

Damn dude I beat that ass up last night. We had to climb or way out of the tacobed, it was a real bitch.

by Casper70 April 7, 2020

Coronapaper

Anything that you can use in a pinch to wipe your ass due to the coronavirus toilet paper shortage.

Man you should see my cat. Had to use that son of bitch as coronapaper. Damn thing looks like a skunk with reversed stripes.

by Casper70 April 5, 2020

Adjuster fucked

When the fucking idiot insurance adjuster comes to your house and tries to fuck you out of everything.

Insurance adjuster just showed up. It is literally raining on his head inside my house. He says "I don't see what the problem is. " uh oh, I got a feeling I've just been adjuster fucked.

by Casper70 April 7, 2020