Shitmeister

Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.
Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?
by casdebom April 30, 2010
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Fender Bender

1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.
Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.
by casdebom April 25, 2010
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A Ride for a Ride

Allowing a female hitch-hiker to tag along in exchange for consensual intercourse.
The greatest kick in trucking apart from knocking down a biker is swinging up a roundabout and picking up a hiker. You're chatting up that piece of skirt who's sitting by your side and then pop that crucial question: A RIDE FOR A RIDE?
by casdebom April 22, 2011
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cuntblaster

1: Someone who kicks girls in the crotch.

2: A man with a large enough piece to destroy the women's Netherlands.
3: A shotgunblast to the Vajayjay. As portrayed on Efukt.
Johnny Crack: Man, the cuntblaster is in the house, johnny Crack here locked and loaded.
Thugga Trigga: Bro you can't even see your dick when you look down.
by casdebom February 18, 2011
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Frasier

One of the characters of the most intelligent show on TV.
Dr. Frasier Crane was formerly known from the 80's TV show 'Cheers' (not to be misstaken by what an asshole says when he drinks). The story in 'Frasier is about an Psychiatrist that moves from Boston To Seattle to begin a new life in Radio-psychiatry. He has a disastrous love-life and dates lots of women. Frasier is a total snob, just like his Brother Niles Crane (also a psychiatrist). In the opposite his father Martin Crane and his helper Daphne are the total opposite of them. This show is great...
(Niles finds an old scull under the floorboards)
Niles: Maybe it's a builder that got trapped, or an exterminator that was overcome with fumes.
Frasier: Probable solutions, Niles. However, neither is possible.
Niles: Why not?
Frasier: Because when you die, your head does not pop off like a champagne cork!
by casdebom May 24, 2009
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