Carve a ham!'s definitions

jimmy bear

A sexy cute lover that has huge perfect bouncy balls. He also has a huge dick with a lot of gurth and he knows how to use it.

My jimmy bear totally fucked the shit out of me last night, now my uteris fuckin hurts!

by Carve a ham! August 17, 2011

moon walking

When you have to take a shit so bad, you have to walk slow, like you are on the moon, on your way to the bathroom.

I was holding my poop for so long at Walmart, I was moon walking all the way to the stalls. I didn't make it though and I crapped by the tvs.

by Carve a ham! August 21, 2011

flappity

Saggy vagina lips.

That slut fucked so many guys, her pussy has to be all flappity.

by Carve a ham! August 22, 2011

muffkin

When a GIRL is taking a shit and her loved one is eating out her pussy. Basically, a reverse blumpkin.

When I was taking a poop at work, my boss came in the stall with me and gave me a muffkin.

by Carve a ham! August 16, 2011

Hong Kong shits

When you eat at the Hong Kong Buffet in JohnstownPennsylvania and you gets the shits the next day from eating there.

Hi, I can't come into to work today. I got the Hong Kong shits. Thanks, bye.

by Carve a ham! August 22, 2011

footy

To get a guy off by using only your foot.

I got a footy last night under the table at Chili's!

by Carve a ham! July 30, 2011

free ballin

When a fork lift driver does not wear boxers and his balls are flapping in the breeze as he drives around.

There goes the foreman again. I think he is free ballin it.

by Carve a ham! August 22, 2011