muffkin

When a GIRL is taking a shit and her loved one is eating out her pussy. Basically, a reverse blumpkin.

When I was taking a poop at work, my boss came in the stall with me and gave me a muffkin.

by Carve a ham! August 13, 2011

jimmy bear

A sexy cute lover that has huge perfect bouncy balls. He also has a huge dick with a lot of gurth and he knows how to use it.

My jimmy bear totally fucked the shit out of me last night, now my uteris fuckin hurts!

by Carve a ham! August 14, 2011

chunt

A chinese cunt. Preferably the chinese waitresses at china buffets that are rude to people.

That chunt would not give me a fortune cookie but still asked me for a tip!

by Carve a ham! December 14, 2011

footy

To get a guy off by using only your foot.

I got a footy last night under the table at Chili's!

by Carve a ham! July 30, 2011

flappity

Saggy vagina lips.

That slut fucked so many guys, her pussy has to be all flappity.

by Carve a ham! August 19, 2011

Hong Kong shits

When you eat at the Hong Kong Buffet in JohnstownPennsylvania and you gets the shits the next day from eating there.

Hi, I can't come into to work today. I got the Hong Kong shits. Thanks, bye.

by Carve a ham! August 19, 2011

free ballin

When a fork lift driver does not wear boxers and his balls are flapping in the breeze as he drives around.

There goes the foreman again. I think he is free ballin it.

by Carve a ham! August 19, 2011