8 definitions by Carve a ham!

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To get a guy off by using only your foot.
I got a footy last night under the table at Chili's!
by Carve a ham! July 29, 2011
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When a GIRL is taking a shit and her loved one is eating out her pussy. Basically, a reverse blumpkin.
When I was taking a poop at work, my boss came in the stall with me and gave me a muffkin.
by Carve a ham! August 12, 2011
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A sexy cute lover that has huge perfect bouncy balls. He also has a huge dick with a lot of gurth and he knows how to use it.
My jimmy bear totally fucked the shit out of me last night, now my uteris fuckin hurts!
by Carve a ham! August 13, 2011
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When you eat at the Hong Kong Buffet in JohnstownPennsylvania and you gets the shits the next day from eating there.
Hi, I can't come into to work today. I got the Hong Kong shits. Thanks, bye.
by Carve a ham! August 18, 2011
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When you have to take a shit so bad, you have to walk slow, like you are on the moon, on your way to the bathroom.
I was holding my poop for so long at Walmart, I was moon walking all the way to the stalls. I didn't make it though and I crapped by the tvs.
by Carve a ham! August 17, 2011
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A chinese cunt. Preferably the chinese waitresses at china buffets that are rude to people.
That chunt would not give me a fortune cookie but still asked me for a tip!
by Carve a ham! December 13, 2011
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