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spawnkiller

The lowest of the low....a player with so little skill at a game that they resort to killing other players as they respawn in an effort to score some frags. Generally despised, an insult in itself to anyone who does not indulge in it.
by Carrot March 14, 2004
mugGet the spawnkillermug.

The Ramones

My favorite band of all time. People criticize them and say they aren't punk, but isn't punk about not adhering to an image anyway? The Ramones had songs that were fun to sing along to and were probably the first and last perfect US punk band. No one will ever be like them.
by Carrot May 7, 2004
mugGet the The Ramonesmug.

valassitude

1. n. A usually circular plate or mat which is placed underneath a vessel in order to protect a tabletop surface.
2. n. A given situation.
3. n. The instance in which people say something or convey an idea which they don't really veritably mean.
1. a drink valassitude; see synonym: coaster
2. The valassitude of the matter is that we're all doomed!
3. I can't believe she committed valassitude!
by carROT December 2, 2004
mugGet the valassitudemug.

oh my head

basically a phrase instead of "oh my gosh" etc. it's rather fun to say, and it sounds cool. besides, if something astounds you, your head is busy thinking so it makes sense
Oh my head! You have the coolest shoes!
by Carrot December 11, 2003
mugGet the oh my headmug.

nothingham

What locals call Nottingham, NH on account of it's population that's never peaked 3,000 even though it's got 48.4 square miles of land.
Guy 1: Hey, have you been to nothingham?
Guys 2: Nah, I've only driven through it. It takes 25 minutes to go from end to end, yet I've never seen a soul!
by Carrot June 22, 2014
mugGet the nothinghammug.

polydipsia

A medical condition I use with my boss when I dont feel like comming to work. It means you're very thirsty.
"I can't come to work today, my polydipsia is acting up."
by carrot November 4, 2004
mugGet the polydipsiamug.

teamkiller

The killing of one's own teammates through one of three circumstances:

a) Lack of skill and shooting them accidentally, causing either death by fire or falling

b) Deliberately as an act of malice and/or general stupidity

c) Deliberately as an education to the killee regarding their own antisocial behaviour, a punishment meted out by skilled players such as LOLMAN
Ha Ha.... LOLMAN teamkilled that spawncamping n00b
by Carrot March 14, 2004
mugGet the teamkillermug.

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