Definitions by Carrot

Stormers

Fans of the UK synth-rock band Bastille, the name comes from the historical event "the storming of the Bastille".

Guy 1: Wow, did you see the show Bastille played in Boston the other night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the place was LOADED with Stormers!

Stormers by Carrot June 22, 2014

nothingham 

What locals call Nottingham, NH on account of it's population that's never peaked 3,000 even though it's got 48.4 square miles of land.

Guy 1: Hey, have you been to nothingham?
Guys 2: Nah, I've only driven through it. It takes 25 minutes to go from end to end, yet I've never seen a soul!

nothingham by Carrot June 22, 2014

whitelock 

a truly scary but hilarious man who should have been given his own television show the minute his butt hit the floor on the day he was born.

has an unholy love for the constitution

Mr. Whitelock gave me detention because I dropped the social studies book, which contains the constitution

whitelock by Carrot June 20, 2006

valassitude 

1. n. A usually circular plate or mat which is placed underneath a vessel in order to protect a tabletop surface.
2. n. A given situation.
3. n. The instance in which people say something or convey an idea which they don't really veritably mean.

1. a drink valassitude; see synonym: coaster
2. The valassitude of the matter is that we're all doomed!
3. I can't believe she committed valassitude!

valassitude by carROT December 2, 2004

polydipsia 

A medical condition I use with my boss when I dont feel like comming to work. It means you're very thirsty.

"I can't come to work today, my polydipsia is acting up."

polydipsia by carrot November 4, 2004

Against me!

An awesome band that never signed to Fat Wreck Chords, simply released a CD on their label on a non-contract basis.

AM! rocks, but damn yo their 12 year old fans can be dumb

Against me! by Carrot May 31, 2004

The Ramones 

My favorite band of all time. People criticize them and say they aren't punk, but isn't punk about not adhering to an image anyway? The Ramones had songs that were fun to sing along to and were probably the first and last perfect US punk band. No one will ever be like them.

Gabba gabba hey!

The Ramones by Carrot May 7, 2004