polydipsia

A medical condition I use with my boss when I dont feel like comming to work. It means you're very thirsty.

"I can't come to work today, my polydipsia is acting up."

by carrot November 04, 2004

Against me!

An awesome band that never signed to Fat Wreck Chords, simply released a CD on their label on a non-contract basis.

AM! rocks, but damn yo their 12 year old fans can be dumb

by Carrot June 01, 2004

nothingham

What locals call Nottingham, NH on account of it's population that's never peaked 3,000 even though it's got 48.4 square miles of land.

Guy 1: Hey, have you been to nothingham?
Guys 2: Nah, I've only driven through it. It takes 25 minutes to go from end to end, yet I've never seen a soul!

by Carrot June 22, 2014

buh-doo

Adj.: An overwhelming feeling of sadness or disappointment.

I was so buh-doo after she told me the news that her pet died.

by Carrot December 20, 2003

valassitude

1. n. A usually circular plate or mat which is placed underneath a vessel in order to protect a tabletop surface.
2. n. A given situation.
3. n. The instance in which people say something or convey an idea which they don't really veritably mean.

1. a drink valassitude; see synonym: coaster
2. The valassitude of the matter is that we're all doomed!
3. I can't believe she committed valassitude!

by carROT December 03, 2004

oh my head

basically a phrase instead of "oh my gosh" etc. it's rather fun to say, and it sounds cool. besides, if something astounds you, your head is busy thinking so it makes sense

Oh my head! You have the coolest shoes!

by Carrot December 12, 2003

spawnkiller

The lowest of the low....a player with so little skill at a game that they resort to killing other players as they respawn in an effort to score some frags. Generally despised, an insult in itself to anyone who does not indulge in it.

Hey you, spawnkilling n00b, go get some skill

by Carrot March 14, 2004