Definitions by Carrot
Stormers
Fans of the UK synth-rock band Bastille, the name comes from the historical event "the storming of the Bastille".
Guy 1: Wow, did you see the show Bastille played in Boston the other night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the place was LOADED with Stormers!
Guy 2: Yeah, the place was LOADED with Stormers!
nothingham
What locals call Nottingham, NH on account of it's population that's never peaked 3,000 even though it's got 48.4 square miles of land.
Guy 1: Hey, have you been to nothingham?
Guys 2: Nah, I've only driven through it. It takes 25 minutes to go from end to end, yet I've never seen a soul!
Guys 2: Nah, I've only driven through it. It takes 25 minutes to go from end to end, yet I've never seen a soul!
nothingham by Carrot June 22, 2014
whitelock
a truly scary but hilarious man who should have been given his own television show the minute his butt hit the floor on the day he was born.
has an unholy love for the constitution
has an unholy love for the constitution
Mr. Whitelock gave me detention because I dropped the social studies book, which contains the constitution
valassitude
1. n. A usually circular plate or mat which is placed underneath a vessel in order to protect a tabletop surface.
2. n. A given situation.
3. n. The instance in which people say something or convey an idea which they don't really veritably mean.
2. n. A given situation.
3. n. The instance in which people say something or convey an idea which they don't really veritably mean.
1. a drink valassitude; see synonym: coaster
2. The valassitude of the matter is that we're all doomed!
3. I can't believe she committed valassitude!
2. The valassitude of the matter is that we're all doomed!
3. I can't believe she committed valassitude!
valassitude by carROT December 2, 2004
polydipsia
A medical condition I use with my boss when I dont feel like comming to work. It means you're very thirsty.
polydipsia by carrot November 4, 2004
Against me!
An awesome band that never signed to Fat Wreck Chords, simply released a CD on their label on a non-contract basis.
Against me! by Carrot May 31, 2004
The Ramones
My favorite band of all time. People criticize them and say they aren't punk, but isn't punk about not adhering to an image anyway? The Ramones had songs that were fun to sing along to and were probably the first and last perfect US punk band. No one will ever be like them.
The Ramones by Carrot May 7, 2004