Carrot's definitions

Against me!

An awesome band that never signed to Fat Wreck Chords, simply released a CD on their label on a non-contract basis.

AM! rocks, but damn yo their 12 year old fans can be dumb

by Carrot May 31, 2004

LOLMAN

pwnage geezer

...none needed!

by Carrot March 12, 2004

valassitude

1. n. A usually circular plate or mat which is placed underneath a vessel in order to protect a tabletop surface.
2. n. A given situation.
3. n. The instance in which people say something or convey an idea which they don't really veritably mean.

1. a drink valassitude; see synonym: coaster
2. The valassitude of the matter is that we're all doomed!
3. I can't believe she committed valassitude!

by carROT December 2, 2004

The Ramones

My favorite band of all time. People criticize them and say they aren't punk, but isn't punk about not adhering to an image anyway? The Ramones had songs that were fun to sing along to and were probably the first and last perfect US punk band. No one will ever be like them.

Gabba gabba hey!

by Carrot May 7, 2004

teamkiller

The killing of one's own teammates through one of three circumstances:

a) Lack of skill and shooting them accidentally, causing either death by fire or falling

b) Deliberately as an act of malice and/or general stupidity

c) Deliberately as an education to the killee regarding their own antisocial behaviour, a punishment meted out by skilled players such as LOLMAN

Ha Ha.... LOLMAN teamkilled that spawncamping n00b

by Carrot March 14, 2004

oh my head

basically a phrase instead of "oh my gosh" etc. it's rather fun to say, and it sounds cool. besides, if something astounds you, your head is busy thinking so it makes sense

Oh my head! You have the coolest shoes!

by Carrot December 11, 2003

polydipsia

A medical condition I use with my boss when I dont feel like comming to work. It means you're very thirsty.

"I can't come to work today, my polydipsia is acting up."

by carrot November 4, 2004