Carpman's definitions
by Carpman May 16, 2003

A group of spastics. Can also be used for singular spazzies if they are that bad or if you really don't like them.
Stefan cabbage man is a spazmatazz
by Carpman October 6, 2003

"This is an inflammable computer" said the sales clerk. a week later it overheated and burned the house down.
by Carpman June 25, 2003

The Harry Potter books in order are:
Harry potter and the photographer's scone;
Harry potter and the chamberpot of secrets;
Harry potter and the pisser afgan;
Harry potter and the Goblet of phlegm;
Harry potter and the order of the penis
Harry potter and the photographer's scone;
Harry potter and the chamberpot of secrets;
Harry potter and the pisser afgan;
Harry potter and the Goblet of phlegm;
Harry potter and the order of the penis
by Carpman August 29, 2003

A special type of vampire which will bite lumps of spam and drain it of it's fluids. It is afraid of Charlie naked as are all living things.
by Carpman July 3, 2003
