Carpman's definitions

Arsemaster

That would put me in charge of you then, you arse

D.O. is an arse

by Carpman July 3, 2003

nertz

Ah crap!

Nertz! He stole my cactus!

by Carpman May 13, 2003

inflammable

When something is guaranteed to be inflammable, it almost invariably catches fire

"This is an inflammable computer" said the sales clerk. a week later it overheated and burned the house down.

by Carpman June 25, 2003

lloyd

Troglodyte

Lloyd has an avesion to natural light.

by Carpman June 16, 2003

telephone booth

public toilet/changing room

He pissed in the telephone booth

by Carpman May 16, 2003

sodbucket

Somebody who is basically a bucket of sod.

Craig is a big fat sodbucket

by Carpman September 19, 2003

spampire

A special type of vampire which will bite lumps of spam and drain it of it's fluids. It is afraid of Charlie naked as are all living things.

The spampire ate the spam.

by Carpman July 3, 2003