Carpman's definitions

telephone booth

public toilet/changing room

He pissed in the telephone booth

by Carpman May 16, 2003

exam

An opputunity to belch, fart, scratch your arse and grafitti on desks paid for by your financially struggling school.

The exam went on for two hours, then everybody died because of the methane build up

by Carpman May 21, 2003

Elf

Sneaky gits with pointy ears.

The elf said: "look! a marble headed walrus called James is flopping about singing along to Barney The Dinosaur!"
Then he stole my wallet while my back was turned.

by Carpman May 30, 2003

opinion

Something only availiable to anarchists and dictators.

I am of the opinion that George Bush is a colossal dickhead.

by Carpman May 30, 2003

Men Bouncer

Gay poncey camel fucker who goes into a frenzy and has multiple orgasms whenever the word wordcamelword is mentioned or one of the hairy beasts is sighted.

He's camel crazy,
He's camel mad.
I don't know a camel
Men Bouncer hasn't had.

He chases them across the desert
He humps them in the sand
Men's the greatest camel fucker
There is in all the land.

by Carpman June 9, 2003

camel

A big lumpy creature that had better start running if wordMen Bouncerword
sees it.

How much would you pay to see Men Bouncer fuck a camel?

by Carpman June 9, 2003

lloyd

Troglodyte

Lloyd has an avesion to natural light.

by Carpman June 16, 2003