Carpman's definitions

telephone booth

public toilet/changing room

He pissed in the telephone booth

by Carpman May 16, 2003

Spazmatazz

A group of spastics. Can also be used for singular spazzies if they are that bad or if you really don't like them.

Stefan cabbage man is a spazmatazz

by Carpman October 6, 2003

lloyd

Troglodyte

Lloyd has an avesion to natural light.

by Carpman June 16, 2003

inflammable

When something is guaranteed to be inflammable, it almost invariably catches fire

"This is an inflammable computer" said the sales clerk. a week later it overheated and burned the house down.

by Carpman June 25, 2003

scuzwuzz

somebody who's head is like a meatloaf

Jimmy is a scuzwuzz

by Carpman October 6, 2003

Harry Potter

The Harry Potter books in order are:
Harry potter and the photographer's scone;
Harry potter and the chamberpot of secrets;
Harry potter and the pisser afgan;
Harry potter and the Goblet of phlegm;
Harry potter and the order of the penis

I "really" enjoy the harry potsmoker books.

by Carpman August 29, 2003

spampire

A special type of vampire which will bite lumps of spam and drain it of it's fluids. It is afraid of Charlie naked as are all living things.

The spampire ate the spam.

by Carpman July 3, 2003