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Pizzaboo

An individual who is not Italian that is obsessed with Italian culture.
"Did you hear James went to Rome again?"

"I can't stand that guy. He's a total pizzaboo."
by Carnefice August 16, 2017
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Quizmaster Fallacy

When unsure in a multiple-choice quiz, you should always pick the answer that doesn't follow the pattern of the others.
For example, if the question is "What year did the US and Britain go to war?" and the answers are:

A) 1700
B) 1750
C) 1812
D) 1850

You should always pick 1812, because it doesn't follow the pattern of round numbers.
"How did you know that was the right answer?"

"It didn't follow the pattern of the other answers, why else would the Quizmaster have put it there? It's the Quizmaster Fallacy in action!"
by Carnefice May 10, 2025
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Ride The Tiger

To embark on a course of action that you will not be able to abandon later. Once you start, you will not be able to stop.
“Ha! See? I told you I could Ride the Tiger!”

“Yeah. You sure showed me. Now how are you going to get off the tiger’s back without being eaten?”
by Carnefice June 16, 2020
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Bro Whisper

When two or more men, usually close friends, engage in a heart-to-heart conversation in which they reveal their deepest admirations for one another, but can only admit them under their breath and whispering due to a reluctance to show emotional openness or weakness.
“I... I love you, man.”

Nice Bro Whisper, dude.”
by Carnefice June 7, 2018
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The Narrative

A conspiracy theory stating that liberal & left-wing media outlets such as CNN cherrypick news stories in order to promote ideas of demonisation against “privileged” groups, such as mass shootings carried out by white perpetrators, and likewise embargo stories that contradict this point of view, such as rampant black-on-black violence.
“What? White Farmers are being murdered in South Africa? Why isn’t anybody reporting this!?”

“Because it doesn’t fit The Narrative.”
by Carnefice October 8, 2019
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Confetti’d

To be ripped to extremely fine shreds, like ribbons, to the point at which your remains resemble a confetti explosion.
Hey dude, think I could fight that bear?”

“You kidding? You’ll get confetti’d.”
by Carnefice July 20, 2019
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