Dell Computers

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig

Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq

by Carlos September 24, 2004

ching

Money- (from london)

u got any spare ching?

by Carlos April 09, 2004

tramp from steyne gardens

this tramp walks around all day drunk argueing with people and attackin people!

one day terry mayers asked the tramp for a drink with him later and an MC battle little did terry mayers know that he would be chased down the park by the drunk with a bottle with the tramp threatening to cut his throt

by carlos September 17, 2003

shnuff

shit and stuff put together, so it doesnt sound so vulgar

waz hapn'n breas what you up too
Shnuff brus you know chillin

by Carlos September 06, 2004

courts

The art of spraeding one's wings and moaning with pleasure

My husband and I went home for a quick courts before we went out.

by Carlos October 21, 2001

Slam Fuck

A hate fuck, but with love.

I slam-fuck'd j00 daddy.

by Carlos May 13, 2005

Gangsterstroodle

a girl thats not quite gangster enough.

so waz hapn'n gangsterstroodle.

by Carlos August 12, 2004