Definitions by Carl Stawicki
Polseur
A combination of "polite" and "poseur," a Polseur is a person who acts overly nice to others when they do not really mean it. The worst type of Polseur is a woman who acts too nice to a man, thus leading him on.
After Joe was rejected by Mary, he realized she was nothing more than a Polseur for exuding artificial niceness to him.
Polseur by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009
Menstrual Facial
A face full of any king of red sauce, like barbecue, ketchup, or wing sauce. The person's mouth area ends up looking like a bloody vagina, especially if the person has facial hair.
Menstrual Facial by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009
Bipartisan Blowout
The act of having diarrhea and puking at the same time, which requires the two ends of your body to cooperate against you.
Bipartisan Blowout by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009
Shitquestered
Shitquestered by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009
Looking Flash
A twist on book title “Beyond the Looking Glass,” the term refers to the reflection of the camera flash that occurs when someone takes a self portrait while holding the camera up in the mirror. The flash reflects off the mirror and becomes the dominant subject. These cliché self-portraits are used excessively on social networking profiles.
Alice tried to take a picture of herself in the mirror, but only ended up with another Looking Flash.
Looking Flash by Carl Stawicki January 26, 2009
Goose Stepper
Someone who blindly follows a political or religious movement for the sake of nationalism or imposing their views onto others. The term refers the way Nazis used to march in line with each other. A Goose Stepper is similar to a "kool-aid" drinker.
Many devout supporters of the Republican or Democratic parties are nothing more than goose steppers.
Goose Stepper by Carl Stawicki January 16, 2009
Mayonnaise Ma'am
You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.
Mayonnaise Ma'am by Carl Stawicki August 8, 2008