Hoop earrings that are large enough to fit the wearer's feet through, thus pinning their feet behind their head.
by Carl Stawicki October 07, 2009
Lipstick or other lip crud that accumulates on a person's coffee mug, soda can, drinking straw, etc.
by Carl Stawicki June 08, 2009
A face full of any king of red sauce, like barbecue, ketchup, or wing sauce. The person's mouth area ends up looking like a bloody vagina, especially if the person has facial hair.
by Carl Stawicki February 02, 2009
by Carl Stawicki May 02, 2010
Someone who blindly follows a political or religious movement for the sake of nationalism or imposing their views onto others. The term refers the way Nazis used to march in line with each other. A Goose Stepper is similar to a "kool-aid" drinker.
Many devout supporters of the Republican or Democratic parties are nothing more than goose steppers.
by Carl Stawicki January 17, 2009
A man who abandons a woman he impregnated. Named after the character Mike Damone from the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High. After impregnating the character Stacy, he first promises to help pay for an abortion but later reneges.
Stacy found out the hard way that Mike was nothing more than a Damone when he bailed on her after knocking her up.
by Carl Stawicki June 15, 2011
The act of having diarrhea and puking at the same time, which requires the two ends of your body to cooperate against you.
by Carl Stawicki February 03, 2009