Carl Stawicki's definitions

Looking Flash

A twist on book title “Beyond the Looking Glass,” the term refers to the reflection of the camera flash that occurs when someone takes a self portrait while holding the camera up in the mirror. The flash reflects off the mirror and becomes the dominant subject. These cliché self-portraits are used excessively on social networking profiles.

Alice tried to take a picture of herself in the mirror, but only ended up with another Looking Flash.

by Carl Stawicki January 26, 2009

Mayonnaise Ma'am

Noun. A woman with a skinny ass that has no shape. "Mayonnaise" is a slur for "man ass."

You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.

by Carl Stawicki August 8, 2008

Lipshit

Lipstick or other lip crud that accumulates on a person's coffee mug, soda can, drinking straw, etc.

The lipshit on that can of Tab came from Mary's lipstick.

by Carl Stawicki June 7, 2009

Damone

A man who abandons a woman he impregnated. Named after the character Mike Damone from the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High. After impregnating the character Stacy, he first promises to help pay for an abortion but later reneges.

Stacy found out the hard way that Mike was nothing more than a Damone when he bailed on her after knocking her up.

by Carl Stawicki June 14, 2011

Shitquestered

To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered)

Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered.

by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009

DigiCom

Short for "Digital Communist," someone who believes in the equal distribution of digital assets and who thinks they're entitled to the intellectual property of others.

File sharers and software pirates are nothing more than digicoms.

by Carl Stawicki April 7, 2009

WIC Chick

A girl who's on the gub'ment welfare program known as WIC (Women, infants, and children).

Brittany had to become a WIC Chick after getting knocked up again.

by Carl Stawicki May 2, 2010