Carl Stawicki's definitions

Autobum

The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.

Mary may have looked good in that skirt in 1988, but today she’s sporting a Autobum.

by Carl Stawicki February 6, 2009

Mayonnaise Ma'am

Noun. A woman with a skinny ass that has no shape. "Mayonnaise" is a slur for "man ass."

You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.

by Carl Stawicki August 8, 2008

Bipartisan Blowout

The act of having diarrhea and puking at the same time, which requires the two ends of your body to cooperate against you.

Joe was soooo sick, he had a Bipartisan Blowout.

by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009

Goose Stepper

Someone who blindly follows a political or religious movement for the sake of nationalism or imposing their views onto others. The term refers the way Nazis used to march in line with each other. A Goose Stepper is similar to a "kool-aid" drinker.

Many devout supporters of the Republican or Democratic parties are nothing more than goose steppers.

by Carl Stawicki January 16, 2009

DigiCom

Short for "Digital Communist," someone who believes in the equal distribution of digital assets and who thinks they're entitled to the intellectual property of others.

File sharers and software pirates are nothing more than digicoms.

by Carl Stawicki April 7, 2009

Shitquestered

To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered)

Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered.

by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009

WIC Chick

A girl who's on the gub'ment welfare program known as WIC (Women, infants, and children).

Brittany had to become a WIC Chick after getting knocked up again.

by Carl Stawicki May 2, 2010