14 definitions by Carl Stawicki
by Carl Stawicki May 2, 2010
Someone who blindly follows a political or religious movement for the sake of nationalism or imposing their views onto others. The term refers the way Nazis used to march in line with each other. A Goose Stepper is similar to a "kool-aid" drinker.
Many devout supporters of the Republican or Democratic parties are nothing more than goose steppers.
by Carl Stawicki January 17, 2009
A face full of any king of red sauce, like barbecue, ketchup, or wing sauce. The person's mouth area ends up looking like a bloody vagina, especially if the person has facial hair.
by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009
Lipstick or other lip crud that accumulates on a person's coffee mug, soda can, drinking straw, etc.
by Carl Stawicki June 8, 2009
A twist on book title “Beyond the Looking Glass,” the term refers to the reflection of the camera flash that occurs when someone takes a self portrait while holding the camera up in the mirror. The flash reflects off the mirror and becomes the dominant subject. These cliché self-portraits are used excessively on social networking profiles.
Alice tried to take a picture of herself in the mirror, but only ended up with another Looking Flash.
by Carl Stawicki January 26, 2009
A man who abandons a woman he impregnated. Named after the character Mike Damone from the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High. After impregnating the character Stacy, he first promises to help pay for an abortion but later reneges.
Stacy found out the hard way that Mike was nothing more than a Damone when he bailed on her after knocking her up.
by Carl Stawicki June 15, 2011
The act of having diarrhea and puking at the same time, which requires the two ends of your body to cooperate against you.
by Carl Stawicki February 3, 2009