Carl Stawicki's definitions
The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.
by Carl Stawicki February 6, 2009
Get the Autobummug. Someone who blindly follows a political or religious movement for the sake of nationalism or imposing their views onto others. The term refers the way Nazis used to march in line with each other. A Goose Stepper is similar to a "kool-aid" drinker.
Many devout supporters of the Republican or Democratic parties are nothing more than goose steppers.
by Carl Stawicki January 16, 2009
Get the Goose Steppermug. A twist on book title “Beyond the Looking Glass,” the term refers to the reflection of the camera flash that occurs when someone takes a self portrait while holding the camera up in the mirror. The flash reflects off the mirror and becomes the dominant subject. These cliché self-portraits are used excessively on social networking profiles.
Alice tried to take a picture of herself in the mirror, but only ended up with another Looking Flash.
by Carl Stawicki January 26, 2009
Get the Looking Flashmug. Lipstick or other lip crud that accumulates on a person's coffee mug, soda can, drinking straw, etc.
by Carl Stawicki June 7, 2009
Get the Lipshitmug. Hoop earrings that are large enough to fit the wearer's feet through, thus pinning their feet behind their head.
by Carl Stawicki October 7, 2009
Get the Ankle Braceletsmug. You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.
by Carl Stawicki August 8, 2008
Get the Mayonnaise Ma'ammug. by Carl Stawicki May 2, 2010
Get the WIC Chickmug.