Definitions by Captain Nimbus

procaffinate 

To sit around and drink coffee instead of getting things done. Can be done while reading or watching TV.

I had fifty things I needed to do, but instead I just sat around and procaffinated with a book and my favorite mug.

procaffinate by Captain Nimbus September 2, 2013

Co-givers 

Two or more people who attach their name to one gift to save money.

We could each only afford to spend $20 on a birthday present, so we became co-givers to get one good gift instead of two crappy ones.

Co-givers by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

Co-give 

To split the cost of a gift between two or more people.

I only have $10 to spend on a birthday present; I'd better join up with my friend so we can co-give something a little better.

Co-give by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

bastertion 

Bastard + Assertion
Opinion held by a generally disliked person.

Mel Gibson's bastertion that he hated Jews marked the beginning of his career's downward spiral.

bastertion by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

bastertion 

baste + insertion
Act of injecting flavorful substances directly into a food (usually meat).
Act of creating openings in a food for said substances to flow into.
An opening created by this process.

After much bastertion, this turkey is guaranteed to be juicy.
These steaks will soak up lots of sauce after a little bastertion.
The bastertions quickly filled with delicious marinade.

bastertion by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

Fareakin

Beyond freakin, just below fuckin.

You've gotta be fareakin kidding me!
There's no fareakin way I'm going in there again.
That tarantula was fareakin huge!

Fareakin by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

snession 

sneeze + session
When a person sneezes multiple times in a row. Can be measured either in time or number of sneezes.

My roommate always has snessions of seven sneezes in a row.
During allergy season, my snessions can last a solid minute.

snession by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013