Capt. Capacitor's definitions

dedrophiliac

A person who engages in sexual intercourse with trees and other plants

that guy is such a dedrophiliac

by Capt. Capacitor December 2, 2004

uzi

an isralei made submachine gun chambered for a 9x19mm round. Has a straight detachable magazine that fits into the handle of the wepon, also has a metal foldable stock

the isralei army quelled the riot with their uzis and teargas

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

capcom

1. NASA jargon for Capsule communications, voice radio link with spacecraft
2. a Japan- based videogame company

1. CAPCOM is go flight
2. Capcom's new game sucks out loud

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

VX gas

a very nasty nerve agent, caues the body to go into muscular spasms breaking the back and seizures featured in the movieThe Rock

this is VX gas the istant you dont respect it you're dead

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

ass in a glass

an alcoholic drink mixed from whatever alcohol is on hand. Usually made by someone who is drunk already, this concoction usually tastes like "ass", hence the name.

Ass in a glass is the chop suey of the beverage world

by Capt. Capacitor May 28, 2006

death by 1000 rabid rat bites

the preferred punishment for the human refuse that creates malware

give that fool death by 1000 rabid rat bites

by Capt. Capacitor January 13, 2005

TRON

a groundbreaking film made by Disney in 1982 featuring a mixure of live action, Ink, paint and cel (IPC) animation and some of the longest sequences of CG animation ever used up until that point

Uh... Anyone ever seen that movie TRON

by Capt. Capacitor December 2, 2004