CapnCrouton's definitions

chicken skin

chicken skin's a slang term for foreskin, fags use the term to describe a guy with an uncut dick.

"Jorge's got a fattie cock... chicken skin too"

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004

bumhole

literally the anus, anatomically speaking.

My girlfriend was on the rag all week so I had to do her bumhole.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

fattie

a big, fat, juicy, uncut cock that is thick enough so that you can't get your hand all the way around it.

'girl, you shoulda seen the fattie on that hooker in the baseball jersey over there. 10 inches.'

by capnCrouton July 25, 2006

got any nibbles?

this is what I ask my online friends after they've been in the chat rooms for awhile.

hey Jim you got any nibbles or are those net-hoes just fuckin with ya?

by CapnCrouton May 6, 2004

poo-breath

The stench that comes out of the pie-hole of someone with serious pooptooth

man, everyone in that town's got poo-breath.

by capnCrouton May 4, 2004

RT

In gay chat rooms, the term RT means 'real time', as in real time sex. This means that a guy is not simply lookin for a cyber jerk-off session. He wants the full monte.

cumdumpsterNW: hey. you lookin for RT?
BarringtonStud: maybe. stats?
cumdumpsterNW: 23, 5'10, 155, 7" uncut, fit and smooth, power-bottom.
BarringtonStud: you wanna host or travel?

by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004

Cincinnati slider

When you titty fuck a girl with a juicy ass, so that your butt slides all over her belly.

Billie had Taco Bell for dinner, so his usual nightly titty fuck session with his girlfriend during Letterman turned into a Cincinnati slider.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004