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Definitions by CapnCrouton

man-toris 

Fuckin Tony is strokin his man-toris again cuz his 'girlfriend' won't talk to him, probly cuz he told her she's crazy.
man-toris by CapnCrouton May 11, 2004
A pissy fit is a dramatic demonstration of bitchiness exhibited by small effeminite homosexual males. Often accompanied by a flailing of limp wrist, hip thrusting, stomping of platform shoe, and some combination of the following phrases sputtered in a lisp: girlfriend, fierce, hoe, and biatch.
That queen had a pissy fit cuz the bouncer wouldn't let his heffer fag hag leaver her purse on the dance floor.
pissy fit by CapnCrouton May 9, 2004
Bahamadia with a potty mouth and a new-millenium haircut. tight; she's one hot bitch.

...cuz rap fans are finicky
your approach is gimmicky
so yo turnz over fast like a
young man's virginity...
me and Jean Grae rode the blue line last night and she kissed my discman.
Jean Grae by CapnCrouton May 6, 2004

got any nibbles? 

this is what I ask my online friends after they've been in the chat rooms for awhile.
hey Jim you got any nibbles or are those net-hoes just fuckin with ya?

sensitive sally 

An overly emotional and easily deflated male who cries a lot.
Joe was bein a sensitive sally last night cuz I wanted to fuck my girlfriend instead of goin drinkin with him.

garbage bag asshole 

Term describing the anus of a promiscuous homosexual male.
Damn, bro ... that bitch I brought home from Maneuver's last night had such a garbage bag asshole that I had to squeeze the ass cheeks around my cock so I could feel anything.

poo-breath 

The stench that comes out of the pie-hole of someone with serious pooptooth
man, everyone in that town's got poo-breath.
poo-breath by capnCrouton May 4, 2004