CapnCrouton's definitions

nadsty

refers to anything really gross and repulsive. Nadsty also refers to a used Nad (or similar hair removal product) that is covered in clumped up pubes or other hair.

I went to pick up this bitch for a date, and when I went to the john to piss before we left I saw a nadsty pile in the garbage can that looked like a dead chinchilla.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

bumhole

literally the anus, anatomically speaking.

My girlfriend was on the rag all week so I had to do her bumhole.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

Jean Grae

Bahamadia with a potty mouth and a new-millenium haircut. tight; she's one hot bitch.

...cuz rap fans are finicky
your approach is gimmicky
so yo turnz over fast like a
young man's virginity...

me and Jean Grae rode the blue line last night and she kissed my discman.

by CapnCrouton May 6, 2004

chicken skin

chicken skin's a slang term for foreskin, fags use the term to describe a guy with an uncut dick.

"Jorge's got a fattie cock... chicken skin too"

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004

fattie

a big, fat, juicy, uncut cock that is thick enough so that you can't get your hand all the way around it.

'girl, you shoulda seen the fattie on that hooker in the baseball jersey over there. 10 inches.'

by capnCrouton July 25, 2006

stats

In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.

Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?

by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004

garbage bag asshole

Term describing the anus of a promiscuous homosexual male.

Damn, bro ... that bitch I brought home from Maneuver's last night had such a garbage bag asshole that I had to squeeze the ass cheeks around my cock so I could feel anything.

by CapnCrouton May 4, 2004