CapnCrouton's definitions

garbage bag asshole

Term describing the anus of a promiscuous homosexual male.

Damn, bro ... that bitch I brought home from Maneuver's last night had such a garbage bag asshole that I had to squeeze the ass cheeks around my cock so I could feel anything.

by CapnCrouton May 4, 2004

sensitive sally

An overly emotional and easily deflated male who cries a lot.

Joe was bein a sensitive sally last night cuz I wanted to fuck my girlfriend instead of goin drinkin with him.

by CapnCrouton May 5, 2004

gourd dick

a gross penis that is lumpy and knobbly, often curved. a gourd dick is often thin at the base and then gets bulbous toward the head. conversely, it can be thick at the base and then gets pointy toward the head. while the most blatant species of gourd dick are long, they can also be short and fat. However, to qualify for a gourd dick it has to be lumpy and varying in thickness from base to head.

'I picked up this dude last night but kicked his ass out after a half hour cuz after we had a couple beers he busted out his gourd dick.'

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004

man-toris

The gooch of any shy and sensitive man.

Fuckin Tony is strokin his man-toris again cuz his 'girlfriend' won't talk to him, probly cuz he told her she's crazy.

by CapnCrouton May 11, 2004

nuddy

an X-rated photograph of yourself that you send to people in internet chatrooms. same as X pic

lilslut69: what you look like?
mushroomtop: what's your address? i'll send you a nuddy.

by CapnCrouton May 19, 2004