Definitions by CapnCrouton
razor acne
An affliction, typically of post-pubescent males, whereby sebaceous glands in a region of the body become overactive once nearby skin is shaved with a razor. Affected regions of the body are typically the neck and near the mouth and jaw, though people who shave their chest or anus or pubic regions may experience razor acne in these regions as well.
I downloaded a shitty porn. The guy had razor acne all over his browneye and gooch, and they kept showing closeups. It was nadsty. As in, he shoulda used Nads.
razor acne by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004
nadsty
refers to anything really gross and repulsive. Nadsty also refers to a used Nad (or similar hair removal product) that is covered in clumped up pubes or other hair.
I went to pick up this bitch for a date, and when I went to the john to piss before we left I saw a nadsty pile in the garbage can that looked like a dead chinchilla.
nadsty by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004
eatin butt
The act of performing analingus on another person. eatin butt can apply to heterosexual or homosexual analingus; it can be guy on guy, guy on girl, girl on guy, girl on girl. In gay sex, eatin butt is more extreme than rimming; rimming involves merely licking around the anus with no insertion of the tongue, while eatin butt involves full penetration of the anus with tongue. Usually eatin butt is done to lube and loosen up an asshole prior to fucking it.
Ron dumped his boyfriend cuz the guy farted while he was eatin butt, and he got a tongue fulla scat.
eatin butt by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004
root beer float
To pull out right before you are about to cum as you are fucking someone's ass, then sticking your dick in their mouth and cumming. the person gets a root beer float if they had a dirty asshole.
root beer float by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004
vers
In gay chat rooms, the term 'vers' is used to indicate that a man is willing to be either a giver (top) or receiver (bottom) of anal sex. 'vers' is short for versatile.
ArlingtonHtsboi: hey. lookin for?
TomTheLog: hey. lookin for a bottom. you game?
ArlingtonHtsboi: vers here.
TomTheLog: strictly top here, you interested?
TomTheLog: hey. lookin for a bottom. you game?
ArlingtonHtsboi: vers here.
TomTheLog: strictly top here, you interested?
vers by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004
stats
In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.
Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?
stats by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004
In gay chat rooms, the term RT means 'real time', as in real time sex. This means that a guy is not simply lookin for a cyber jerk-off session. He wants the full monte.
cumdumpsterNW: hey. you lookin for RT?
BarringtonStud: maybe. stats?
cumdumpsterNW: 23, 5'10, 155, 7" uncut, fit and smooth, power-bottom.
BarringtonStud: you wanna host or travel?
BarringtonStud: maybe. stats?
cumdumpsterNW: 23, 5'10, 155, 7" uncut, fit and smooth, power-bottom.
BarringtonStud: you wanna host or travel?
RT by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004