Bonga Boonga man

1. An African person who lives in a tree or a grass shack, and who likes to dance around a campfire in the evening. To do this dance, he gets bare ass naked and stands with many other Bonga Boonga men in a ring around the fire. They all bend over, reach between their legs, and paddle themselves on the arse while they waddle around the fire chanting "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."

2. An African who lives in USA and likes to dance to Bonga Boonga music in the evening. To do this dance, he wears a purple suit and jumps around like a monkey while the stereo goes "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."
Mbele is a Bonga Boonga man in Chad. He has a cousin Cleon in Oakland who is also a Bonga Boonga man.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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liberal

A politician who promises entitlements to certain groups in order to buy their votes. Note that the politician therefore wants those groups to remain static, so he can promise more entitlements and get more votes.

A liberal has no desire to see black, Mexican, or poofter populations leave their ghettos, barrios, or prance halls and blend in with the rest of society. If they did that, there would be no easy block of votes.

Liberals have no desire to see blacks or Mexicans get good paying jobs. With a good job comes the liberal's enormous burden of taxes, which soon wipe out your entitlements.

In short, a liberal is most interested in preserving the status quo, by keeping black folk down on de ol plantation.
Senaturd Kennedy is a pansy ass liberal.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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boofa

A Portagee word for fart or binderfender.
Ooh, man, Joao made a big boofa in the movie house.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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Indian

A Native American. One of a noble race of people who live in North America.

White liberals say that it is racist to honor these people by naming sports teams after them. But, can you expect anything better from a while liberal?
Chief Wahoo is a wonderful Indian. I wear his picture with pride.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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land yacht

A road locomotive. A block-long car that handles badly.
Martha drove her land yacht to the mall.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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lethal injection

Society's solution for eliminating Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, murderers, and other worthless slime ball criminals from among the living.
Liberal judges can overturn life sentences and set imprisoned Crips and Bloods loose on the streets. The best way to keep Crips and Bloods from committing any more crimes is to use lethal injection.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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fink

A person who goes to the authorities and tattles on another person.

A tattler.

A snitch.

A stoolie.

A canary.

A squealer.

In short, a person beneath contempt.
Martha is a contemptable fink. She is the boss's eyes and ears, and reports people who come back from lunch 2 minutes late.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
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