Definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

cigarette 

A roll of stink weed rolled in paper, found in the mouth of a redneck, skank, monkey, idiot, wino, bum, or fool. It is the cause of ash tray breath.

A Camel butt.

Belinda thinks she smells good with a cigarette in her mouth.

cigarette by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

stooge-o-matic transmission 

An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.

People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!

Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.

stooge-o-matic transmission by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

ash tray breath 

The typical breath stench of the redneck, fool, and skank. Caused by smoking a cigarette.

Karen has ash tray breath. It smells like the dung of a thousand camels.

ash tray breath by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

mun

A Pachuco, a worthless member of a street gang.

Raymond is a putrid mun.

mun by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

slash

A line drawn between two words by people who are too ignorant to know the real punctuation mark or work that should go there, and are too lazy to look it up.

A sure sign of a faux writer.

Any bozo who puts a slash between two words should have his word processor taken away until he learns how to write.

slash by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

blow your lunch 

To puke. To vomit. To spend a while driving the porcelain bus. To expell the contents of your stomach violently.

Leonardo de Crappio is so effeminate, he makes me want to puke.

blow your lunch by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

mush wimp 

1. A weak, timid, ineffectual person.

2. A pantywaist liberal who cares more for a criminal's rights than a victim's rights, and who wants to tax YOUR pants off to pay for wimpy social programs.

3. A politically correct twit.

Senaturd Kennedy is a limp-wristed liberal mush wimp.

mush wimp by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005