Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

ass bandit

An arse bandit. A corn holer. A turd burglar. A peanut butter packer. A flaming faggot. A sissy boy. A girly boy.

Emlyn is an ass bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert. For fun, he corn holes the dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Italian dinner jacket

A man's sleeveless undershirt. White, or at least once-white.

Also called IDJ or an Italian tuxedo.

Bruno wore his Italian dinner jacket to Angelo and Carla's wedding.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.

Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007

drizzlies

1. The drizzly shits.

2. An expression of disappointment.

1. Luanne ate too much cabbage and got the drizzlies.

2. We can't go to Chicago? Man, that's the drizzlies.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

off

To bump off. To kill. To exterminate.

We're going to off some finks on Friday night.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

poofter

The proper, polite word for a male homosexual.

A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.

A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.

Leonard the White Liberal felt that he must celebrate diversity, so he went to watch the "Poofters on Parade" parade in San Fagcisco. The Dykes on Bikes reminded him of the lions and tigers in a circus parade. Kind of scary! But he enjoyed watching the pooters prancing on their floats. He blew kisses to them as they swished by wearing jock straps. When we saw a chubby poofter wearing cute little bunny ears making prissy lips at the crowd, Leonard decided that, next year, he would be in the parade too.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 19, 2006

fudge packer

A corn holer. A "man" who packs "fudge" up another man's arse.

Bruce is a fudge packer. He enjoys corn holing the dog, as well as Tammany. He just loves to burgle turds, and adores having his arse licked.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 27, 2007