intelltextual

Somebody trying way too hard to be smart via SMS. Types out the entire word, or uses too many words to express a simple thought.
Texter 1: sup man how r u
Texter 2: I'm doing very well! How are you, my friend?

Texter 1: do u guys like paramore
Texter 2: While I have to admit that I find them almost infectiously catchy, any thoughtful examination reveals vapid, trite lyrics and simple arrangements.
Texter 3: not rly

Texter 1: boy i sure love the novels texter 2 sends me
Texter 3: hes so intelltextual lol
by Cap'n Awesome March 28, 2009
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floatin

High.

It means high.

Specifically on weed.
sheeeet i just smoked four bowls im floatin 8)~~~~~~~~~~~~
by Cap'n Awesome April 29, 2005
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hause

How a dumb person spells hoss.
I wrote "I'm a hause" on my T-shirt because I'm lightly retarded.
by Cap'n Awesome May 05, 2005
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five-up

To spend an entire night together and not miss a single high-five.

Comes from the idea that people spending time together will have fun and give each other high fives. Since the geek culture boom in the 80's, it's become much easier for a high-five to miss. If one avoids this tragic accident of pop culture, one has been said to be "five-up."
There was a minute there when I thought Brad was going to miss my hand, but he made it, so we were five-up.
by Cap'n Awesome May 02, 2005
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planesmas

September 11th. The term implies that the attacks of 9/11 were actually something of a gift, or celebration.
Merry Planesmas, New York!
by Cap'n Awesome September 24, 2005
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mad off

We're gonna take him to the doctor in a little while. He's mad off- he's been vomiting for about six hours straight now.
by Cap'n Awesome May 03, 2005
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whiny

1) an adjective describing a person prone to complaining.
2) Somebody who seems determined to gripe.
3) Petulant.
4) Everybody who defined 106,900 Iraqis
I mean they were ALL whiny.
by Cap'n Awesome May 15, 2005
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