Candy Muffinbaker's definitions
Old English in origin, Haint is the middle evolution from the word "havent" which eventually became word we now know as "aint"
havent= haint=aint
havent= haint=aint
"but you have got two bitter swords and I haint got a knife!"
from the song, The Ballad of Mattie Groves
from the song, The Ballad of Mattie Groves
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

"Dude, this soup tastes like shit, I'm gonna rabbit!"
GF: "Hey, do you want to come upstairs for some breakfast?"
BF: "Naw, I can't, my Mom's waiting on me, I gotta rabbit."
GF: "But you're 35!!!"
(phone rings)
BF: "Yay! that's her calling me now! See ya!"
GF: "Hey, do you want to come upstairs for some breakfast?"
BF: "Naw, I can't, my Mom's waiting on me, I gotta rabbit."
GF: "But you're 35!!!"
(phone rings)
BF: "Yay! that's her calling me now! See ya!"
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

An cranky old man with a beard, who might just be your father, and who might aldso give you a violent haircut if your bangs are too long.
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

1. the causative effect of urinatingdirectly after orgasm.
2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm
3. matrimony of urine and sperm
2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm
3. matrimony of urine and sperm
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

My date with Bob was wonderful, fine dining, dancing under the stars, and a delicious breakfast back at his place the next morning, but he left out the part about the ass massacre! I'll never go bottoms up with him again!
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
