1. When your snot runs out of your nose and into your cofee
2. a specially blended cup of coffee brewed on route 295 in chatham, ny
2. a specially blended cup of coffee brewed on route 295 in chatham, ny
I cringed and shuddered inside as I watched my mother at the coffee pot, her snot nose dripping into the beverage she was preparing for my father
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
Old English in origin, Haint is the middle evolution from the word "havent" which eventually became word we now know as "aint"
havent= haint=aint
havent= haint=aint
"but you have got two bitter swords and I haint got a knife!"
from the song, The Ballad of Mattie Groves
from the song, The Ballad of Mattie Groves
by Candy Muffinbaker October 15, 2006
My date with Bob was wonderful, fine dining, dancing under the stars, and a delicious breakfast back at his place the next morning, but he left out the part about the ass massacre! I'll never go bottoms up with him again!
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
1.A very bad and emotionally scarring haircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father after waking said father by accident after he just worked an 18 hour shift at the asbestos factory
2.A very bad and emotionally scarringhaircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father the night before school pictures are taken
2.A very bad and emotionally scarringhaircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father the night before school pictures are taken
1. "What the hell are you doing??? I'm trying to sleep! Go get the scissors!"
2. "So you want a haircut for school pictures?? I'll give you a haircut! Pat, get me the scissors!"
15 years later in therapy: So your father gave you a violent haircut... how does that make you feel?
2. "So you want a haircut for school pictures?? I'll give you a haircut! Pat, get me the scissors!"
15 years later in therapy: So your father gave you a violent haircut... how does that make you feel?
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
1. the causative effect of urinatingdirectly after orgasm.
2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm
3. matrimony of urine and sperm
2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm
3. matrimony of urine and sperm
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
"Dude, this soup tastes like shit, I'm gonna rabbit!"
GF: "Hey, do you want to come upstairs for some breakfast?"
BF: "Naw, I can't, my Mom's waiting on me, I gotta rabbit."
GF: "But you're 35!!!"
(phone rings)
BF: "Yay! that's her calling me now! See ya!"
GF: "Hey, do you want to come upstairs for some breakfast?"
BF: "Naw, I can't, my Mom's waiting on me, I gotta rabbit."
GF: "But you're 35!!!"
(phone rings)
BF: "Yay! that's her calling me now! See ya!"
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006