CallumFoster's definitions

Mutehammer

The design or aesthetic qualities of something that are coloured in muted, dull and drab tones, where they should be bright and inviting.

The stuff in the arts and crafts stall seems to have all been hit by the mutehammer; it’s boring as hell.

by CallumFoster December 5, 2020

Sloading

Sloading is the slow buffering your computer or electronic device can go through, when the connection is bad.

I guess we won't get to youtube for another five minutes, it's sloading like crazy.

by CallumFoster January 29, 2021

Nalcohol

Nalcohol is basically any non-alcoholic alcohol.

Since, im supposed to be going sober, would you hand me some of that nalcohol.

by CallumFoster January 29, 2021

Subplotasaurus

A subplotasaurus is any film that cant tell one main story, without involving a myriad of distracting subplots that no one cares for, gives nothing to the overarching story, and leads nowhere.

Yeah that last Star-wars film was a real subplotasaurus, and it got fat on eating all those uninteresting MacGuffins.

by CallumFoster February 24, 2021