CallumFoster's definitions

Beefst

A beefst is someone who is both well built (beast) and very wide (fat)

The bouncer to the left of the night club is a twig, but the one on the right is a beefst.

by CallumFoster February 13, 2020

Auld-langxiety

Looming of nervy anxiousness about the new year, and what it may bring.

As the twelth chime came for January, half the room were revelling in Auld-Lang-Syne the other half in auld-langxiety.

by CallumFoster January 8, 2020

Mutehammer

The design or aesthetic qualities of something that are coloured in muted, dull and drab tones, where they should be bright and inviting.

The stuff in the arts and crafts stall seems to have all been hit by the mutehammer; it’s boring as hell.

by CallumFoster December 5, 2020

Subplotasaurus

A subplotasaurus is any film that cant tell one main story, without involving a myriad of distracting subplots that no one cares for, gives nothing to the overarching story, and leads nowhere.

Yeah that last Star-wars film was a real subplotasaurus, and it got fat on eating all those uninteresting MacGuffins.

by CallumFoster February 24, 2021

Paycebo

The object of a placebo that is coerced by the medical industry into being a paid entity.

The doc wants me to buy this expensive paycebo for my conditions.

by CallumFoster November 1, 2021

Jesterfy

Adding the phrase 'Just kidding' or 'Jokes' after something is said to reinfore the last stated thing, was to be taken only in jest.

I made a remark about my cousin's mole and a hockey puck, of course i then felt obliged to jesterfy it with; 'I'm just kidding mate.'

by CallumFoster January 8, 2020

Sloading

Sloading is the slow buffering your computer or electronic device can go through, when the connection is bad.

I guess we won't get to youtube for another five minutes, it's sloading like crazy.

by CallumFoster January 29, 2021