CallumFoster's definitions

Convulturous

Convulturous describes someone who gets argumentative with something you’ve said, not because they didn’t agree with it, but because they have distain for you.

I don’t think you have an issue with my stance, I think you’re just convulturous, i’ve noticed it ever since I got that promotion.

by CallumFoster February 19, 2020

Discomfia

The notch below 'Phobia.' Discomfia is not the irrational fear of something, but is a sense of discomfort around it;

Hydrophobia - Hydrodiscomfia

Agoraphobia - Agoradiscomfia

Claustrophobia - Claustrodiscomfia

It wasn't that he was phobic to sleeping with the light off, its just the eerie sense of discomfia he got from it.

by CallumFoster February 10, 2020

Atlantically

Relating to all things between England and America (Derived from the 'Atlantic Ocean' which links both to each other).

Atlantically speaking, your flight going to Boston will take longer getting there, than it will to come back on the return voyage.

by CallumFoster February 10, 2020

Mutehammer

The design or aesthetic qualities of something that are coloured in muted, dull and drab tones, where they should be bright and inviting.

The stuff in the arts and crafts stall seems to have all been hit by the mutehammer; it’s boring as hell.

by CallumFoster December 5, 2020

Auld-langxiety

Looming of nervy anxiousness about the new year, and what it may bring.

As the twelth chime came for January, half the room were revelling in Auld-Lang-Syne the other half in auld-langxiety.

by CallumFoster January 8, 2020

Goodguy-badguyism

Goodguy-badguyism is defining complex situations involving many peoples or groups through the scope of; 'These are the good guys' and those are the 'bad guys.'

There is no goodguy-badguyism with you guys, you are all conniving two-faced villains; its just that some of you think you are holier than thou.

by CallumFoster March 25, 2020

Cripins

Another name for a bag of crisps (Potato chips)

Val, will you grab me a bag of cripins?

by CallumFoster January 31, 2019