CallumFoster's definitions

Mutehammer

The design or aesthetic qualities of something that are coloured in muted, dull and drab tones, where they should be bright and inviting.

The stuff in the arts and crafts stall seems to have all been hit by the mutehammer; it’s boring as hell.

by CallumFoster December 5, 2020

Nart

Not art; to say that something someone considers art, isn't or has no artistic value.

I opened the topic up to the students; 'Andy Warhol's Brillo boxes, art or nart?'

by CallumFoster March 6, 2019

Keepership

Keepership relates to handling of maintenance things like time or morale.

I trust your keepership of time in being ready for eight o’clock.

by CallumFoster May 1, 2020

Demate

Like a debate, but between friends where the issues being picked apart are not countered but elaborated upon further, by each who agree on the side being adopted.

Me, Jim and Jana finished our demate on the flaws of the movie we just watched over drinks.

by CallumFoster December 23, 2019

Boguseum

A boguseum is a museum that holds main collections of things that are novel or considered strange, like; Pencils, or french fries. They are more or less outlets of goo-gars.

The golf-ball museum? isn't that an obscure boguseum?

by CallumFoster May 24, 2020

Beefst

A beefst is someone who is both well built (beast) and very wide (fat)

The bouncer to the left of the night club is a twig, but the one on the right is a beefst.

by CallumFoster February 13, 2020

Homen-being

A homen-being is that special person who feels like home, when you are with them, or someone who is an exemplar human.

Every time I get to be with her, I know she is my homen-being.

by CallumFoster July 15, 2020