CallumFoster's definitions

Mutehammer

The design or aesthetic qualities of something that are coloured in muted, dull and drab tones, where they should be bright and inviting.

The stuff in the arts and crafts stall seems to have all been hit by the mutehammer; it’s boring as hell.

by CallumFoster December 5, 2020

Missnought

A missnought is a person you know, you may even like them, but you won’t miss if they weren’t at the party or hanging out with you.

Yeah our team leader is pretty cool but he’s a bit of a missnought.

by CallumFoster February 22, 2020

Visfluff

Something that has all the creative appeal and visual sometimes graphic aesthetics that a video game, comic, or character design has, but is not the depths that great art is and has.

Dale, your video game isn’t art, it’s visfluff; it’s way cool, but it’s not the depth of a Michelangelo.

by CallumFoster December 24, 2019

Homen-being

A homen-being is that special person who feels like home, when you are with them, or someone who is an exemplar human.

Every time I get to be with her, I know she is my homen-being.

by CallumFoster July 15, 2020

Beefst

A beefst is someone who is both well built (beast) and very wide (fat)

The bouncer to the left of the night club is a twig, but the one on the right is a beefst.

by CallumFoster February 13, 2020

Keepership

Keepership relates to handling of maintenance things like time or morale.

I trust your keepership of time in being ready for eight o’clock.

by CallumFoster May 1, 2020

Boguseum

A boguseum is a museum that holds main collections of things that are novel or considered strange, like; Pencils, or french fries. They are more or less outlets of goo-gars.

The golf-ball museum? isn't that an obscure boguseum?

by CallumFoster May 24, 2020