CallumFoster's definitions

Meathane

Meathane; a meat fart comprised of all the red and or white meat protein you gorged on that day/meal.

Hold your nose Don, my meathane is mad ripe today.

by CallumFoster December 18, 2019

Demate

Like a debate, but between friends where the issues being picked apart are not countered but elaborated upon further, by each who agree on the side being adopted.

Me, Jim and Jana finished our demate on the flaws of the movie we just watched over drinks.

by CallumFoster December 23, 2019

Christmess

The mess that Christmas brings, be it; discarded wrapping or Christmas dinner plates and cutlery.

The only problem with Christmas is all the christmess that needs tidying up after dinner.

by CallumFoster December 23, 2019

Visfluff

Something that has all the creative appeal and visual sometimes graphic aesthetics that a video game, comic, or character design has, but is not the depths that great art is and has.

Dale, your video game isn’t art, it’s visfluff; it’s way cool, but it’s not the depth of a Michelangelo.

by CallumFoster December 24, 2019

Mastardise

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.

A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.

by CallumFoster December 24, 2019

Auld-langxiety

Looming of nervy anxiousness about the new year, and what it may bring.

As the twelth chime came for January, half the room were revelling in Auld-Lang-Syne the other half in auld-langxiety.

by CallumFoster January 8, 2020

Jesterfy

Adding the phrase 'Just kidding' or 'Jokes' after something is said to reinfore the last stated thing, was to be taken only in jest.

I made a remark about my cousin's mole and a hockey puck, of course i then felt obliged to jesterfy it with; 'I'm just kidding mate.'

by CallumFoster January 8, 2020