CallumFoster's definitions

Atlantically

Relating to all things between England and America (Derived from the 'Atlantic Ocean' which links both to each other).

Atlantically speaking, your flight going to Boston will take longer getting there, than it will to come back on the return voyage.

by CallumFoster February 10, 2020

Auld-langxiety

Looming of nervy anxiousness about the new year, and what it may bring.

As the twelth chime came for January, half the room were revelling in Auld-Lang-Syne the other half in auld-langxiety.

by CallumFoster January 8, 2020

Mutehammer

The design or aesthetic qualities of something that are coloured in muted, dull and drab tones, where they should be bright and inviting.

The stuff in the arts and crafts stall seems to have all been hit by the mutehammer; it’s boring as hell.

by CallumFoster December 5, 2020

Feek

Feek is a portmanteau of ‘fake’ and ‘geek’ it describes some one whose a phoney geek; like gamer girls on Twitter, or those who rock the look just to be with the current in-crowd.

Yeah, you wear your cutesy Thanos hoodie and tout your ‘expert views’ but feek, you’ve never read the comics.

by CallumFoster April 22, 2020

Bedst

The bedst is a compliment to someone who is very good in bed. They are the bed-best thus; bedst.

My girlfriend may not make as good a cheese sandwich as I, but when in my room, she is the bedst.

by CallumFoster February 18, 2020

Brutine

A brutine is the brutal routine we can find ourselves stuck to, that takes our energy and lust for life.

The teacher thought about how his best efforts have turned into a joyless brutine, as he grasped the hopelessness of change in any of them.

by CallumFoster September 8, 2020

Careericide

Careericide is The murder of a person’s own career, often by completely ruining their professional standing within it

He committed careericide when he decided to serve his in-branch customers unclothed.

by CallumFoster April 24, 2020