CallumFoster's definitions

Keepership

Keepership relates to handling of maintenance things like time or morale.

I trust your keepership of time in being ready for eight o’clock.

by CallumFoster May 1, 2020

Boguseum

A boguseum is a museum that holds main collections of things that are novel or considered strange, like; Pencils, or french fries. They are more or less outlets of goo-gars.

The golf-ball museum? isn't that an obscure boguseum?

by CallumFoster May 24, 2020

Cripins

Another name for a bag of crisps (Potato chips)

Val, will you grab me a bag of cripins?

by CallumFoster January 31, 2019

Panacearian

A panacearian is someone who can cure all ailments and conflicts, usually this person is a well respected leader or community member.

I'm being a panacearian today, I quelled the neighborhood rivalry, made peace with the man, and whipped up a special bowl of hot soup for Clara's cold; writing down the recipe for all her classmates.

by CallumFoster October 8, 2019

Nart

Not art; to say that something someone considers art, isn't or has no artistic value.

I opened the topic up to the students; 'Andy Warhol's Brillo boxes, art or nart?'

by CallumFoster March 6, 2019

Goodguy-badguyism

Goodguy-badguyism is defining complex situations involving many peoples or groups through the scope of; 'These are the good guys' and those are the 'bad guys.'

There is no goodguy-badguyism with you guys, you are all conniving two-faced villains; its just that some of you think you are holier than thou.

by CallumFoster March 25, 2020

Mastardise

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.

A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.

by CallumFoster December 24, 2019