Cakes's definitions

humjob

1. A blowjob given while humming.

by cakes June 11, 2003

tah tah

Perfectly shaped breasts, no more and no less than a handful.

by cakes June 11, 2003

manspackle

1. Semen left around the vaginal opening, as if it were hiding the hole. 3. Dried semen.

This kleenex if filled with manspackle.

by cakes June 11, 2003

guitarded

1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.

Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.

by cakes June 11, 2003

Venus Flytrap

Before busting a nut, pulling out and shooting your load in her eyes. When she tries to open them it creates a Venus Flytrap in her eyelashes. Commonly used with a Spiderman

She couldn't see me leave the room after she had the Venus Flytrap going

by Cakes December 21, 2004

wastoid

1. A burnout of a burnout. 2. A dregg who's eyes are cased with the dried tears of their life, as they've realized all their dreams are unattainable except for the drinking part.

I got an idea! Lets go knock around some wastoids.

by cakes June 11, 2003

mangurt

Thick, viscous semen excreted during ejaculation.

Charles dumped his mangurt all over Alicia's breats.

by cakes June 11, 2003