Caasi Notwen's definitions

Puppet Show

You're trying to hold in a crap while rushing to get to a toilet. The knurled protuberance of a turd pokes out of your anus. You are able to retract it back in. It repeats over-and-over again until you are finally able to fully relieve yourself at a toilet. This repetition is a Puppet Show.

I need to pull over and find a restroom because I've got a real Puppet Show going on right now.

by Caasi Notwen November 13, 2019

Long hauler

A masturbater with a large dick.

Sally knew Joe as a bit of a long hauler.

by Caasi Notwen September 25, 2020

defecatorium

A large room usually in a public place that houses a large number of toilets. It's a contraction of "defecate" and "auditorium".

There were so many crappers in the room, it felt like a "defecatorium"

by Caasi Notwen October 17, 2011

flood the cave

ejaculate inside a vagina.

I just kept thrusting until I finally flooded the cave.

by Caasi Notwen December 29, 2003

carwash

Having one's anus licked in a heterosexual act.

Stephanie gave Joe a carwash last night.

by Caasi Notwen December 29, 2003