Luminaire Mage

(a.k.a Lum, Lumi)
1. A dude who likes to hump 15 year old boys named Calvin.
Luminaire Mage humped Calvin and then Calvin shot him and burned Lum's body in an acid pool infested with man eating sharks.
by Calvin June 29, 2003
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STM

Stokes Per Minute

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I can stroke my penis at 350 STM.

My girlfriend gives my a handjob at 650 STM.
by Calvin August 17, 2004
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slaying

I was slaying this girl when my momma called on the phone.
by Calvin October 02, 2002
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nikuh

Shiiet dat nikuh was krunk da funk up!
by CaLviN May 07, 2003
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SWC

I went to SWC last year.
by calvin March 25, 2005
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Pussy Hug.

When a girl leans in & arches her back and her pussy is the first thing to make contact.Then she slowly presses her tits against your chest & then finally she wraps her arms around your neck.

A blatant sign of disrespect.
by Calvin March 17, 2005
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fuckhat

he's more then and asshat, he's a full blown fuckhat
by Calvin November 13, 2003
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