CORNHOLIO's definitions

three card monte

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.

Never play three card monte; you can't win.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Bumfuck Egypt

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.

I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

The Promise

Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens

I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.

by cornholio October 4, 2003

sleazoid

Slightly tacky, obscene, or gross. From sleazy, originally referring to cheap Silesian fabrics from what is now Poland.

That Dennis is a sleazoid little freak.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

oreo cookie

A white female who likes to get fucked in the ass and pussy by two black males at the same time.

I hear da bitch is an oreo cookie. She done got two dudes living with her now.

by Cornholio November 23, 2004

health stick

Cigarette, fag, cancer tube

I'm going down to the smokers' ghetto to have me a health stick.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

Sounding

Verbal duel involving insults to the players' mothers, in response to which they must not lose their cool. Also, the dozens

Yo mama's like a police station. Little dicks running in an' out. Sound!

by cornholio October 18, 2003