Definitions by CORNHOLIO

bugaron 

An active or "top" homosexual. Opposite of maricon

Pinche vida, aquel es un gran bugaron

bugaron by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Montezuma's revenge

The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step

I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge

Montezuma's revenge by Cornholio September 29, 2003

turista 

Montezuma's revenge, diarrhea, turista

I never had a worse case of turista than I picked up in Hackensack, New Jersey

turista by Cornholio September 29, 2003

pick up a nail 

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea

I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier

pick up a nail by Cornholio September 29, 2003

bent nose 

Pejorative term for a Jew, aka Hebe

The bent noses want their interest paid

bent nose by Cornholio September 29, 2003

verklempt 

Fake Yiddish for "overcome with emotion" -- from the "Linda Richman" skits on "Saturday Night Live"

I saw Sally Field with the Oscar. Oy, I was all verklempt.

verklempt by Cornholio September 29, 2003

blancmange 

A bland, unenergetic, boring person. From an English word for a kind of custard.

Gray Davis is nothing but a blancmange.

blancmange by Cornholio September 29, 2003