Definitions by CORNHOLIO

dinge 

Mildly pejorative term for an African-American

I was walking along and aksed, "Do you know that dinge over there?"

dinge by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Aztec two-step

The runs, diarrhea

Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.

Aztec two-step by Cornholio September 29, 2003

pick up a nail 

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea

I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier

pick up a nail by Cornholio September 29, 2003

turista 

Montezuma's revenge, diarrhea, turista

I never had a worse case of turista than I picked up in Hackensack, New Jersey

turista by Cornholio September 29, 2003

bent nose 

Pejorative term for a Jew, aka Hebe

The bent noses want their interest paid

bent nose by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Montezuma's revenge

The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step

I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge

Montezuma's revenge by Cornholio September 29, 2003

verklempt 

Fake Yiddish for "overcome with emotion" -- from the "Linda Richman" skits on "Saturday Night Live"

I saw Sally Field with the Oscar. Oy, I was all verklempt.

verklempt by Cornholio September 29, 2003