CORNHOLIO's definitions

shit fire

Three-syllable expression of surprise used by Texans and other peckerwoods.

Shit fire! George W. Bush can write a complete sentence.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

axolotl

A type of salamander found in lakes near Mexico City and bred at Indiana University among other places to study their ability to regenerate lost limbs. From the Nahuatl, meaning "water dog."

"See ya later, alligator."
"I'm hittin' the bottle, axolotl."

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

limerick

A verse form, often humorous and generally off-color or obscene, as:

"Then up spoke the Bey of Algiers,
And said to his harem, 'My dears,
'Tho' you may think it odd of me,
I've given up sodomy.
Tonight there'll be fucking! (Loud cheers).

They were just a bunch of drunken Oxford dons, spouting limericks.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Chinks

Chinese food (yes, in China it's just food). Offensive.

Lets go out and get us some Chinks.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

bent nose

Pejorative term for a Jew, aka Hebe

The bent noses want their interest paid

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

harbor tunnel

A Big Sloppy Cunt

That sluts cunt is like the Harbor Tunnel. You could drive a truck into it.

by cornholio January 14, 2004

authoritaah

Eric Cartman's version of Authority

Hey! I am a cop And You WILL Respect my Authoritaah!

by cornholio July 18, 2003