Urban Dictionary: Definitions by CORNHOLIO

queerio

A sod, fag, gay boy. Pejorative, in a jaunty sort of way.

The waiters at that joint are a bunch of queerios.

queerio by cornholio October 11, 2003

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.

I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.

Self-help group using methods and philosophy that originated with Alcoholics Anonymous involving 12 steps to sobriety or whatever

Too bad there's no twelve step program for assholes

(1) A suburb of Baltimore, or hell; Bumfuck Egypt
(2) A musical mystery.

(1) He came right from Diddy Wah Diddy. Could never find his way back.
(2) You dunno what diddy wah diddy means.

Religious practice among Pentecostalists and charismatics involving speaking in what sound like other languages or "spiritual language"

I arrived in church late, and the whole congregation was speaking in tongues. I couldn't understand a damned thing, but it was impressive

Dated criminal slang for a lawyer, especially a criminal defense lawyer

My mouthpiece is trying to get me to plea bargain my deuce down to a reckless.

mouthpiece by cornholio October 9, 2003

The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.

Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.