CORNHOLIO's definitions

queerio

A sod, fag, gay boy. Pejorative, in a jaunty sort of way.

The waiters at that joint are a bunch of queerios.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

meshuggah

Crazy; nuts; psycho; a few sandwiches short of a picnic. From the Yiddish.

Sky-diving? You'd have to be meshuggah.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

doo-doo

Dung; caca; fecal material referred to in a childish vein; trouble but not real bad trouble

"We're in deep doo-doo, now, Mr. Bush," she whispered anxiously.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

mouthpiece

Dated criminal slang for a lawyer, especially a criminal defense lawyer

My mouthpiece is trying to get me to plea bargain my deuce down to a reckless.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

gambler's fallacy

The belief that the odds of an event occurring increase after it has failed to occur a certain number of times.

This nickel has come up "heads" 5 times in a row; the next time it has to be a "tail."

by cornholio October 9, 2003

butt cheek

The gluteus maximus; side of the buttocks.

Her shorts were short and you could see the little moons of her butt cheeks.

by cornholio October 18, 2003

caterpillar

Hair on the vulva, esp. if trimmed to resemble a larva's shape; pussy hair, cunt hair. See Brazilian; pubic hair; pussy hair; pendejo.

I pushed her thong aside and began to lick her caterpillar.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003