CORNHOLIO's definitions

piercing

Surgical decoration of the body, esp. the ears, nostrils, eyebrows and navel; sometimes the tongue, nipples, or genitalia. Considered attractive by some, disgusting by others

At my elementary school, they frowned on navel-piercing until the principal had it done.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Bumfuck Egypt

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.

I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

diddy wah diddy

(1) A suburb of Baltimore, or hell; Bumfuck Egypt
(2) A musical mystery.

(1) He came right from Diddy Wah Diddy. Could never find his way back.
(2) You dunno what diddy wah diddy means.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

twelve step program

Self-help group using methods and philosophy that originated with Alcoholics Anonymous involving 12 steps to sobriety or whatever

Too bad there's no twelve step program for assholes

by cornholio October 11, 2003

speaking in tongues

Religious practice among Pentecostalists and charismatics involving speaking in what sound like other languages or "spiritual language"

I arrived in church late, and the whole congregation was speaking in tongues. I couldn't understand a damned thing, but it was impressive

by cornholio October 11, 2003

gambler's fallacy

The belief that the odds of an event occurring increase after it has failed to occur a certain number of times.

This nickel has come up "heads" 5 times in a row; the next time it has to be a "tail."

by cornholio October 9, 2003

mouthpiece

Dated criminal slang for a lawyer, especially a criminal defense lawyer

My mouthpiece is trying to get me to plea bargain my deuce down to a reckless.

by cornholio October 9, 2003