CORNHOLIO's definitions

going to the dentist

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.

That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

Strine

Australian English, or English as spoken in Oz.

In Strine, a girl is a Sheila. They like 'em drunk and passed out.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

Checkered Demon

Comix character popularized by S. Clay Wilson.

"Nice day for somethin'!" giggled the Checkered Demon

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Irish twins

Children, born in succession within one year

They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

cornholio

A terrorist named Cornholio who needs TP for his bunghole.

I am cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

by Cornholio August 15, 2003

fangul

The finger; digitus impudicus; an Italian fuck you

Fangul! gestured Giovanni, at which point I kicked him in the balls.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

Deuce

A drunk driving charge, in California.

He got charged with a deuce but pled it down to a reckless.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003