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lard

An enthusiastic, friendly greeting, usually made from one male to another. It originated from an exaggerated "Lad!" ("Laaaaad!"), before obtaining the extra 'r' to give it a deeper, more solid sound.
Woahhh! John lard!
by Col April 23, 2004
mugGet the lardmug.

chelsea tractor

a big suv type car driven around chelsea by snooty rich bitches.Think range rovers going around a london street.
look at her in her chelsea tractor.
by col January 22, 2005
mugGet the chelsea tractormug.

scum

(adj.) Possibly the worst word you can have your name associated with.

It is hard to define the word, but it is basically used to describe someone so disgraceful that they are seen as the lowest form of life. "Worthlessness", "waste of skin", "dirt". "Nothing". Far worse than most other insults, where the victim is often just referred to as genetalia.

The fact that "scum" is a non-swear, and seen as perfectly acceptable English, makes it even more demeaning and offensive. If you are condemned as a "cunt" or a "fucktard", then you are simply being attacked with cliché profanity, used spontaneously and with no particular venom or thought. "Scum", however, is usually only used in exclusive conditions where it is the only word for the job, and makes the victim feel like the lowest of the low.
You are scum.
Absolute scum.
by Col March 26, 2005
mugGet the scummug.

bangin'

An adjective used to describe something that is impressive, enjoyable, or just basically good.

While originally used to describe fast, pounding music, it can now be used to describe anything.
That film was bangin'!

This song is bangin', I love the drumbeat!
by Col April 23, 2004
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mush

A slang word pointlessly tagged onto the end of a sentence when talking to someone you know and respect.

Commonly used by townies, and scunners.
You alright, mush?

Wanna go out tonight, mush?
by Col April 23, 2004
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dick van dyke accent

worst cockney accent ever!!!(in mary poppins)
see also:that guy out of ocean's 11 £ 12 don cheadle i think.
oh my god is he trying to be cockney. what an insult to cockneys!
by col February 4, 2005
mugGet the dick van dyke accentmug.

marpat

Marpat is the better of the two existing digital patterns: the ones used by U.S. Marines and that Canadian "forces" thing north of here.
was perfected for the use of soldiers
that actually do stuff.
GI Joe: Hey, lets go buy our new digital uniforms and actually put them to use.

Gi Schmo: Who doesn't?

Gi Joe: Those guys up north.

Gi Schmo: they have an army?

Gi Joe: I wouldn't blame you for not knowing.

Both: HA HA HA HA HA!...
by Col May 5, 2005
mugGet the marpatmug.

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