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saga louts

retired people with a comfortable retirement take loads of vacations during the year (usually with a company called saga who do holidays for the over 50s).
Grampa: we're going to spain next week
lil:oh you and grandma are such saga louts
by col January 25, 2005
mugGet the saga loutsmug.

chelsea tractor

a big suv type car driven around chelsea by snooty rich bitches.Think range rovers going around a london street.
look at her in her chelsea tractor.
by col January 22, 2005
mugGet the chelsea tractormug.

scum

(adj.) Possibly the worst word you can have your name associated with.

It is hard to define the word, but it is basically used to describe someone so disgraceful that they are seen as the lowest form of life. "Worthlessness", "waste of skin", "dirt". "Nothing". Far worse than most other insults, where the victim is often just referred to as genetalia.

The fact that "scum" is a non-swear, and seen as perfectly acceptable English, makes it even more demeaning and offensive. If you are condemned as a "cunt" or a "fucktard", then you are simply being attacked with cliché profanity, used spontaneously and with no particular venom or thought. "Scum", however, is usually only used in exclusive conditions where it is the only word for the job, and makes the victim feel like the lowest of the low.
You are scum.
Absolute scum.
by Col March 26, 2005
mugGet the scummug.

Crying Out Loud

COL means specifically Crying out Loud.
COL/Crying Out Loud can be used in only one way: "My friend just died...I'm COL!"
by COL May 10, 2014
mugGet the Crying Out Loudmug.

mush

A slang word pointlessly tagged onto the end of a sentence when talking to someone you know and respect.

Commonly used by townies, and scunners.
You alright, mush?

Wanna go out tonight, mush?
by Col April 23, 2004
mugGet the mushmug.

wappers

Colloquial synonym for 'breasts', often used by men to comically demean the value of women down to them simply existing for their assets.
Get your wappers out!
by Col April 23, 2004
mugGet the wappersmug.

batle a' wine

Saying used in Lurgan, Co. Armagh refering to a bottle of Budkfast tonic wine. A reasonably inexpensive wine drank mainly in the north of Ireland and Scotland. Usually assosiated with scumbegs.
batle a' bate the wife
batle a' wreck the house
what you gettin' fer yer ki-out cheif?
batle a' wine boss. gonna get ballaxed. lies crack.
by col May 13, 2005
mugGet the batle a' winemug.

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