lard

An enthusiastic, friendly greeting, usually made from one male to another. It originated from an exaggerated "Lad!" ("Laaaaad!"), before obtaining the extra 'r' to give it a deeper, more solid sound.
Woahhh! John lard!
by Col April 23, 2004
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marpat

Marpat is the better of the two existing digital patterns: the ones used by U.S. Marines and that Canadian "forces" thing north of here.
was perfected for the use of soldiers
that actually do stuff.
GI Joe: Hey, lets go buy our new digital uniforms and actually put them to use.

Gi Schmo: Who doesn't?

Gi Joe: Those guys up north.

Gi Schmo: they have an army?

Gi Joe: I wouldn't blame you for not knowing.

Both: HA HA HA HA HA!...
by Col May 05, 2005
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brixton

A depressing hole south of the river. Where the only grass is the dried kind.Don't make eye contact with anyone unless you want to be shot.Londons' ghetto.
Wow! I got out of Brixton alive!
by col January 25, 2005
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ehhh

An expression used to compliment a blank, retarded facial expression.

If used on its own, 'ehhh' is a show of confusion or uncertainty. However, it can also be used as part of a sentence, even multiple times, when immitating a person of inferior intelligence, or someone who is slow on the uptake.
"Ehhh!"

"And Jonny was all like 'Ehhh, I is ehhh, wanting to know if you is wanting to buy my car."
by Col April 23, 2004
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frisk

An event where you have fun, and have a good time.

It can also be used to describe a person, meaning they are fun, and "a good laugh".
Sliding down those stairs head-first on an air mattress was a frisk!

I always have fun with Dave. He's a frisk.
by Col April 23, 2004
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batle a' wine

Saying used in Lurgan, Co. Armagh refering to a bottle of Budkfast tonic wine. A reasonably inexpensive wine drank mainly in the north of Ireland and Scotland. Usually assosiated with scumbegs.
batle a' bate the wife
batle a' wreck the house
what you gettin' fer yer ki-out cheif?
batle a' wine boss. gonna get ballaxed. lies crack.
by col February 24, 2005
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Crying Out Loud

COL means specifically Crying out Loud.
COL/Crying Out Loud can be used in only one way: "My friend just died...I'm COL!"
by COL May 10, 2014
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