CHRIS's definitions

Kablamo Method

A technique used to defeat opponents in a contest or game.

Carlita: Yes I scored a touchdown

Chris: Time to use the Kablamo Method and beat you.

Suddenly Chris beats Carlita 23 to 12

by Chris November 7, 2003

dog food

A word used to refer to the drug heroine.

I'm off that dog food.

by Chris February 14, 2005

rabid

1 a : extremely violent : FURIOUS b : going to extreme lengths in expressing or pursuing a feeling, interest, or opinion
2 : affected with rabies

That rabid rat went wild and bit me.

by Chris March 20, 2005

Scoob

The act of inserting 3 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index, middle, and ring fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). The thumb is then bent and dog barks and ruffs are expected. This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described as the next level up from the Shocker. This method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Pharrell have been able to pull it off.

I gave her the Shocker, but she was used to it, so i gave her the Spock-er, but she wasn't into Star Trek so I gave her the SCOOB

by Chris April 1, 2005

maddheads

alot of people from all over place

y0o there madd heads in this place

by chris May 13, 2005

scratcher

an old car.

Most pizza Drivers don't get paid much and some people don't tip, so mostly they drive scratchers.

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

Dinosaur Juice

gas
gasoline
fuel
fossil fuels

Dude dinosaur juice is 5.00 a gal now!

by chris August 27, 2005