C1

From the PC game Counter-Strike, where C1 will send a radio message 'Roger that'.

Now used in real life.
Geek 1: Man this new monitor rocks!

Geek 2: C1 on that.
by Chris January 08, 2004
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Tani

A little tiny girl who is very smart and yet stupidly dumb.. Makes sense since she can be philosophical.. And yet EXTREMELY retarded at times. Thats why we love her. She is quiet but loud.. She is short but not to short.. She stares.. And yet she doesn't.. What a wierdo.. She was the girl in 8th grade who would kick your ass for a cookie. Don't mess with her man!
Give me your cookie damn it. Or i'm going to beat you down like a Shane! (Look up the word Shane)
by Chris February 20, 2005
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Gonk

Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect
I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.
by Chris May 05, 2005
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fannybaws

derogatory glasgow word meaning stupid bastard, most commonly used at the end of a sentence
"shut yer hole fannybaws"
by chris January 07, 2005
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utada hikaru

A generally overrated J-pop (R&B) singer, who recently failed to break into United States mainstream pop music. Her lyrics are garbage, her voice is nothing remarkably original, she switches on and off from English and Japanese. She has some catchy songs, but it ends there. She unfortunately has the biggest-selling album in Japan's history. She is known here for singing the 'Kingdom Hearts' song.
Utada sucks, and so does Kingdom Hearts. Her name also sounds like the noise you make before you vomit.
by Chris March 15, 2005
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beef drapes

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam
I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes
by chris May 13, 2005
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two bits

"Put my two cents in" originates from the older "put my two bits in" and has its origin in the game of poker. When playing poker you have to make a small bet before the cards are dealt called an "ante" to begin play in that hand.
This phrase draws an analogy to the poker ante (two bits) and gains your entry into the conversation.

Two bits means one quarter (currently the American twenty five cent piece). This comes from the older term "piece of eight".

Today we have coins minted in different denominations - nickel, dime, and quarter in the U.S. - but this was not always so. Gold and silver coins once served as currency, with the value of the coin equal to the value of the gold or silver contained in the coin. To obtain currency valued at less than a full gold coin, coins would be scored and split into pieces. This is how one would make change so to speak.

Coins could be split into halfs, quarters, and eighths. One eighth of a coin was called a "piece of eight" and also called a "bit". Two pieces of eight is equal to one quarter. Hence "two bits" is a quarter.
Person 1: "....That is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."
by Chris July 22, 2006
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