CHRIS's definitions

pinky

A hot girl (or guy) is a "pinky" if you'd give your pinky toe to get with her (or him) for a night. Courtesy of Matty Metcalfe.

Yo, check out the pinky in the Kangol that just walked in.

by chris March 30, 2005

spunkfunker

funking of spunk,making punk funky

Spunkfunker beat my ass today.

by Chris March 30, 2005

Moth

A clueless and or stupid person that appears to be staring at a light all day, with no reguards as to what's happening in the real world.

"Tommy is such a moth!"

by Chris March 31, 2005

blueberry dro

a type of hydro weed that has a sweet scent when u light it up usually goes for 15 to 20 a gram. very high quality.

yo i just copped a 1/8th of that blueberry dro pat's sellin. lets go blaze

by chris March 31, 2005

assflute

see Chris Caplinger,
a flute for the ass

Chris Caplinger is a huge assflute.


Chris Caplinger, a master assfloutist, enjoys rough prison sex

by chris April 1, 2005

hawthorne heights

worst fucking band i've heard since Color Me Bad

Hey have you heard of that new band Hawthorne Heights?
Nope.
Yeah, i thought so, you usually only listen to GOOD music

by Chris April 1, 2005

Scoob

The act of inserting 3 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index, middle, and ring fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). The thumb is then bent and dog barks and ruffs are expected. This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described as the next level up from the Shocker. This method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Pharrell have been able to pull it off.

I gave her the Shocker, but she was used to it, so i gave her the Spock-er, but she wasn't into Star Trek so I gave her the SCOOB

by Chris April 1, 2005