blart

When you fart and spray shit everywhere.

Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.

by Chris February 27, 2005

fuckwit

person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.

ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit

by chris April 11, 2005

ENDO

where the front brake of a bike is applied with the intention of raising the rear wheel into the air

by chris July 20, 2003

eastside

An area that one lives, has grown up in, or has gang relatied ties with over a certian period of time.

Wut hood you rep? You all ready know it's that gutta ass Eastside!!!!

by chris June 19, 2006

Bonney

Adj. & N. Extremely germaine, attractive

That is such a bonney painting.

by Chris February 18, 2005

Manstitution

The silent set of rules that all men are bound to.
Things said and done that stay within manhood.

Dude, why did you tell Trish I fucked her sister?! You totally breeched the Manstitution.

by Chris November 05, 2003

TV Junkie

A person who is utterly addicted to all forms of television. Most especially reality television shows, for example; Starting Over House, The Biggest Loser, Fear Factor et al. This disease however is not limited to only reality television shows, but also Law and Order and it's derevitives.

Gee that Katherine really is a TV Junkie. If this were cocaine she'd have track marks on her arms.

by Chris January 11, 2005